They’re Voting In Florida January 29, 2008
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SOON IT’LL BE SUPER COOL DUPER TUESDAY …
FITSNews - January 29, 2008 - A bunch of old people are going to the polls in Florida today to vote for their Republican nominee for president, which is good only in that we will be one step closer to this ridiculous election being over.
According to the latest public opinion surveys, the race in the Senility State is down to John McCain and Mitt Romney (both candidates are currently polling at around 30%), with former New York Mayor Rudy Giuliani battling it out with Mike Huckabee for third place (both are currently polling at around 15%).
Of course polling in Florida - sort of like voting in Florida - is notoriously unreliable. People down there are too senile to really know who the heck they’re supporting, and even when they do get in the voting booth they’re frequently too weak to push the chad all the way through the paper.
UPDATE - For the record, Sic Willie’s chad is “dangling,” not “hanging” or “pregnant.”
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More sic(k) willie cr@p. Grow up sic(k)’O. It’s time. Voters ‘r’gitin s’marter. Your “old people” friends are getting p@ssed at you.