Stalking Britney Spears Is Dangerous
CARDINAL RICHELIEU CALLED AND WANTS HIS NECKLACE BACK, DUDE
FITSNews – January 29, 2008 – Since we don’t spend all day camped outside of Britney Spears’ house waiting to see what part of her body she’s going to flash next (editor’s note: we spend all day camped out in front of our computers for that), we had no idea that jockeying for photographic position could be this intense.
Check out THIS VIDEO, in which an enraged paparazzi freaks out on a TMZ.com crew waiting to capture the famous popslut’s latest misadventures.
We’re not sure exactly who this guy is but he talks like Antonio Banderas, dresses like Cardinal Richelieu and curses like a sailor.
UPDATE – Oh, we forgot. One reason the paparazzi competition may be so intense is Britney’s tendency to sleep with photographers. Frankly, we think that would be a disincentive, but whatever floats your boat, Seaman Cardinal Banderas.






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