The Burning Issues Of The Day
US MAGAZINE IS ON TOP OF THEM, PEOPLE
FITSNews – January 28, 2008 – With so much chatter over insignificant political polls, we’d like to thank US Magazine for keeping our eyes on the prize. The celebrity gossip rag has a new poll out today showing that 90.7% of its online audience believes that Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt should not have any more children.
Jolie, of course, is rumored to be knocked up with twins Рspeculation that was fueled when she showed up wearing a flowy vintage Herm̬s dress to the recent SAG Awards.
We have no idea if wearing a flowy, vintage Hermès dress means you’re pregnant or not, nor were we aware that they were doing Hollywood awards shows anymore. And frankly, we could care less on either point. Hermès sounds a little to close to “Herpes” (something we’re trying to avoid), and we’ve made clear that awards shows are good for one thing and one thing only. We learned how to “circle the main idea” a long time ago, which in this case is ”Jolie knocked up.”
It’s called “critical thinking,” people.
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