Awwww, Poopie’s Ankle Is Hurt
BRADY STILL SET TO PLAY IN SUPER BOWL
FITSNews – January 28, 2008 – From now on, we’ll be referring to New England Patriots’ quarterback Tom Brady as “Poopie.” How come? Because he’s so cute. It’s a term of endearment, people.
Except actually it’s not. We can’t stand Brady, and for the record that has nothing to do with his devastating good looks, his stream of supermodel girlfriends, his undefeated football team or the three Super Bowls he’s won. We’re honestly not the least bit jealous of any of that.
After all, does Tom Brady run the most popular political website in South Carolina? No. Is he out of shape, overweight and balding? No. Has he won six consecutive Madden ‘08 Super Bowls on his X-Box? We didn’t think so, people.
Anyway, Poopie’s hurt ankle is pretty much all that anybody’s talking about in advance of this weekend’s anti-climactic Super Bowl XLII. Amazingly, it’s gotten more ink than our carpel tunnel, in that the New York Times devoted like eleventy kabillion column inches to Poopie’s ankle this morning compared to none for our carpel tunnel. We’ll remember that, NYT.
Don’t get us wrong, the FITS gals be rooting for Poopie and his merry band of cheaters this Sunday … rooting for them to lose in humiliating fashion.
Comments
By Mr. Business on January 28th, 2008 at 10:58 am
It is the freaking curse of the Yankees hat. He deserves everything he gets if he continues to wear that bleeping hat. Tom, you are a star in BOSTON! NY hates you so how about some love for the Sox.
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