Echo Chamber – Who’s Hot (The Dudes)?

By fitsnews • on January 27, 2008

TWO OF OUR FAVORITIST GALS TEAM UP TO RANK THE (S.C.) STATE HOUSE’S HOTTEST HUNKS

FITSNews – Janaury 27, 2008 – One of the best kept secrets in South Carolina politics is that the FITS gals don’t exist entirely in Sic Willie’s warped and depraved little mind. We’re not sure at what point in the “dude rankings” you’re about to read that this fact will become painfully self-evident to you, but our guess is it probably won’t take long.

Ironically, there has been almost as much speculation as to who compiled our “dude list” as there has been about who’s actually on it. Lamentably we’re sworn to secrecy on that front, except to say that Lowcountry Rep. Annette Young had absolutely nothing to do with it. Of course when we start ranking the most attractive bottles of Scotch in state government, we’ll be sure to give her a call. But then again, wouldn’t she have a hard time picking one over the other?

Anyway, since we want to get this over with almostÂ as much as you do, here’s the completely unedited Who’s Hot “dude list” as compiled by two of the hottest FITS girls we’ve ever had the pleasure of working withÂ …

1. Thornton Kirby

Straight up hot … enough said. A combination of the other eleven all rolled into one. With his amazing body and great looks we would fake an illness if we thought he would come visit!

2. Michael Gunn

This dreamboat can take us to court any day. The ultimate in eye candy at the Statehouse! We get thirsty just at the sight of him . . . water please.

3. Vincent Sheheen

The ultimate “boy next door.” This Senator with the amazing eyes has no idea how hot he is and that makes him that much hotter to us!

4. Larry Marchant

No one looks better in Ralph Lauren Black Label suits than this guy. Combine the suits with the Prada shoes and Porsche and you’ve got a 2000 version of a hot Carroll Campbell. Power, looks, and confidence that let’s everyone know that he is the ultimate hottie!

5. Charles Cannon

He makes it easy to contribute to the (GOP) Caucus with his trademark dark locks. Take one look at that dreamy smile and this guy will make any girl melt!

6. Rick Todd

Absolutely the hottest trucker that we have ever seen! Always perfectly put together, tan included. He can honk our horn anytime!

7. Mark Sanford

We would simply say … that this Governor is hot! He is best seen not heard. Hot is watching this hottie on the state of the state with the mute button turned on.

8. Bobby Harrell

No one can pound a gavel better than this hot Speaker of the House. One look and the way he calls you “darlin” and we are done for.

9. Tom Davis

This combo of brains and humor mixed with the hot way he flips his hair whenever he gets stressed and that’s a Chief that we would take on our staff anyime!

10. Michael Thompson

Steroids or not, this legislator soon to be Congressman has one of the best bodies on the list. With that wit and those baby blues he certainly gets our vote!

11. Nikki Setzler

The perfect example of a man that gets hotter with age. This Senior Senator’s charisma, smile, and great hair make every girl blush when he walks in the room.

12. Michael Fields

One look at this hottie and you would want to know all there is to know about the Petroleum Association. A smile and a stare from him would cause the price of any girl’s fuel to go up!

Comments

By just me on January 27th, 2008 at 8:33 pm

Where is the diversity in your attractive people lists?
Not one African-American???

By Sac Master on January 27th, 2008 at 9:22 pm

Boyd Brown will be on the list next year.

By Gabe Ford on January 27th, 2008 at 10:06 pm

Arenâ€™t guys with baby strollers hot? What about the anti abortion guy.

By joe on January 27th, 2008 at 10:06 pm

just me,

here you go….

http://www.scstatehouse.net/members/bios/0606818109.html

By Don Johnson on January 27th, 2008 at 10:22 pm

Do these girls spend any time at the State House? Wow. There are some weird picks on here. Back to my Ferrari.

By jared fogle on January 27th, 2008 at 11:51 pm

u didnt know he was racist? shame on you

By fitsnews on January 28th, 2008 at 1:12 am

#1 -

The sad fact is that they’re just aren’t that many African-Americans working at the State House, either as elected officials, lobbyists or government staffers. Should we have a more diverse pool of people to choose from? Sure we should.

Also, you have complained repeatedly in the past about us focusing solely on how people look, which is one reason why our list of hot women (which included a minority, incidentally) was every bit as focused on their brains as it was on their beauty. Since we didn’t see a comment from you on that post, we assume that the fact we incorporated your suggestion was duly noted and appreciated.

As always, should you have any recommendations for any of our lists in the future, we encourage you to submit them to us. That’s how we put these things together, after all.

#6 – Yeah, dude. That’s it. We’re racist. You figured us out. In fact, that’s why we ranked an African-American woman at No. 1 on our list of the most powerful politicians in the state last summer – because we’re so racist.

-FITSNews

By What About...... on January 28th, 2008 at 10:24 am

It is interesting to note that the HOT female list were mostly women under age 30. The hunks were men of all ages. Are there not any HOT women at the statehouse that are in their 40s, 50s and 60s?

By tammy on January 28th, 2008 at 10:27 am

Oh my. How sad.

By didi on January 28th, 2008 at 11:16 am

I’m with you, tammy. slim pickins up there in Columbia, ain’t it?

By justme on January 28th, 2008 at 11:33 am

I did not accuse you of being a racist – you called that one on your own. Just raising an observation.
And, thankfully, I am no longer at the State House to have to observe these people daily.
And, no, Joe, Robert Ford doesn’t make it on brains or beauty – now the guy running against him is another story

By Pete on January 28th, 2008 at 12:49 pm

What about ole Todd Rutherford? And he’s got a great smile, sharp wit, convertibles, golf carts, designer clothes, Lt. Gov aspirations…….

By tammy on January 29th, 2008 at 12:56 am

well, if this is all they got…amen didi…it is slim pickins in Cola…but I thank FITS for not picking a bunch of dorks in bowties. (Only a handful of men can carry off a bowtie but in heartland, sc it’s like there was a blue light special or something.)

Anyhoo I gotta give it up to the governor making the list. The FITS girls are right. He’s pretty hot. Yes, mute helps. But, y’all were judging hot, right? He wins out of this list…hands down.