How Lil Wayne Rolls

DRUG-BUSTED RAPPER ROLLS OUT HIS YUMA ATTORNEY, PEOPLE

FITSNews – January 24, 2008 – We’ve never heard of Lil Wayne before, but apparently he’s a famous rapper. Turns out he’s also killed two people. How do we know this? Well, if the guys we did time with a few years back were telling us the truth, those two “tattoo tears” just below Lil Wayne’s eye in the picture above stand for how many people he’s killed. We thought they meant he was just “double sensitive” or something, but then again we thought tossing salad had something to do with lettuce, too.

Anyway, Lil Wayne got busted for possession of pot, coke and X (marijuana, cocaine and ecstasy, to the lay-user) in Yuma on Tuesday night, which is cool only because it turns out Lil Wayne already has lawyers in Yuma to handle his bidness.

‘‘He is looking forward to his day in court. That’s all I can say right now,’’ Wayne’s Yuma-based attorney, James Tilson, told the Yuma Sun.

Yuma-based attorney? Damn, Lil Wayne. You really are a gangsta, and truth be told we’re a little jealous of you right now. You see, we have four lawyers here in South Carolina, one up in D.C. and one over in Hotlanta. We also have some quasi-stalker in Savannah who we’re pretty sure is just filing our briefs because he wants to get into our briefs, but that’s another story for another time. Yuma-based attorney? Touché, Lil Wayne, touché.