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How Lil Wayne Rolls

By fitsnews • on January 24, 2008

DRUG-BUSTED RAPPER ROLLS OUT HIS YUMA ATTORNEY, PEOPLE

FITSNews - January 24, 2008 - We’ve never heard of Lil Wayne before, but apparently he’s a famous rapper. Turns out he’s also killed two people. How do we know this? Well, if the guys we did time with a few years back were telling us the truth, those two “tattoo tears” just below Lil Wayne’s eye in the picture above stand for how many people he’s killed. We thought they meant he was just “double sensitive” or something, but then again we thought tossing salad had something to do with lettuce, too.

Anyway, Lil Wayne got busted for possession of pot, coke and X (marijuana, cocaine and ecstasy, to the lay-user) in Yuma on Tuesday night, which is cool only because it turns out Lil Wayne already has lawyers in Yuma to handle his bidness.

‘‘He is looking forward to his day in court. That’s all I can say right now,’’ Wayne’s Yuma-based attorney, James Tilson, told the Yuma Sun.

Yuma-based attorney? Damn, Lil Wayne. You really are a gangsta, and truth be told we’re a little jealous of you right now. You see, we have four lawyers here in South Carolina, one up in D.C. and one over in Hotlanta. We also have some quasi-stalker in Savannah who we’re pretty sure is just filing our briefs because he wants to get into our briefs, but that’s another story for another time. Yuma-based attorney? Touché, Lil Wayne, touché.

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By D String on January 24th, 2008 at 10:24 am

Start with straight shots and then pop bottles (ya)
Flirt with the hood rats and then pop models
Okay we poppin’ champagne like we won a championship game
Look like I got on a championship range
Cuz I ball hard , no bitch we ball harder
I am the Birdman, and I’m the JR

LIL WAYNE
Okay start with straight shots and then pop bottles
Poor it on the models, shut up bitch swallow
If you cant swallow, shut up bitch gargle
Straight up out the water with my mark Jacob’s goggles
I’m fresher than a muthf**ker, yea I’m a muthf**ker

This is one of the best songs of 07/08 and you don’t know Lil Wayne?!?! I’m so disappointed.