Hillary’s Economic Plan
IT’S … YEAH … STIMULATING
FITSNews – January 24, 2008 – One of the good things about living in South Carolina right now is that we get to hear Hillary Clinton unveil her economic stimulus plan for a lagging American economy. Of course, by “good,” we mean thank God the Democrats will be leaving South Carolina soon. Anyway, from the only paragraph of the New York Times article about Hillary’s plan that, um, actually talks about Hillary’s plan, we read:
Mrs. Clinton is proposing a $110 billion package, including $40 billion in tax rebates for “working and middle class families,†according to a campaign white paper, and $30 billion to states and cities to help prevent foreclosures. She is also calling for a 90-day moratorium on foreclosures and a 5-year freeze on interest rates on sub-prime mortgages.
Jeez. No wonder newspapers devote so little space to the actual substance of the proposals political candidates offer. We pretty much had to bust out an abacus and some bi-focals just to get past that first sentence.
Look, all you really need to know about this economic stimulus plan is that it’s been endorsed by Hillary Clinton. Which means that unlike Smuckers, it can’t be all that good. Seriously, if Hillary told us to start eating Smuckers, we would immediately stop eating Smuckers. No matter what those diabolically-clever commercials say.
Comments
By Believe It Not on January 24th, 2008 at 9:06 pm
sic(k) willie tries to pretend things are normal. Distracting us with silly posts like this about Hillery. But we are staying focused on the latest willie scam that exploded yesterday like Pork and Barrel’s intestines.
What’s the latest sic(k) willie. Are you keeping your bedroom shades closed at night? The Boys From Charlotte are probably close.
By admin on January 25th, 2008 at 10:16 am
Sic, I hope you take a photo and post it on the blog, of those “boys” from Charlotte lingering outside your bedroom shades. That would be funny…
By hillary is a hag on January 25th, 2008 at 5:30 pm
My God, I don’t want to watch that hag age in the Whitehouse. Can you imagine what she will look like in 4-8 years?
By Tiana Gutierrez on February 1st, 2008 at 12:42 pm
hillary clinton is a women with dreams and desearves a chance to let them free. she has got so many oppertunities to change are world. even tho im to young to vote i know she can change and make a diffrence to my world and to everyone else’s world.
By hiihi on February 1st, 2008 at 12:43 pm
im in school!!!
By Tiana Gutierrez on February 1st, 2008 at 12:45 pm
hey wats up okeeheelee im here to learn about hillary clinton!!!! love ya gurl for representen Peace
By Tiana Gutierrez on February 1st, 2008 at 12:45 pm
hey wats up okeeheelee im here to learn about hillary clinton!!!!
By sara on February 1st, 2008 at 12:45 pm
heyy everyone im learning about hillary clinton and i think she is really cool and i admire her for all the stuff she says and does and i think im would vote for her if i could vote! =]]
By yea umm on February 1st, 2008 at 12:49 pm
and hillary is not a fag u are
By Aiyana Marrero on February 1st, 2008 at 12:57 pm
Hillary,
I would love for you to support girl power and become president I love everything that you have said VOTE HILLARY!!!!!!!!!!
By Aiyana on February 1st, 2008 at 5:27 pm
TIANA! HEYY!
By Aiyana on February 1st, 2008 at 5:29 pm
Heyy Christine im on the phone w/you lol just wanted to say heyy
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