This Is Hannah Montana?

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NEEDLESS TO SAY, WE’RE A BIT CONFUSED

FITSNews – January 22, 2008 – Having operated under the assumption that Hannah Montana was an actual person all these minutes years, imagine the crushing blow that fell this morning when we discovered that the preteen platinum queen was actually the real-world daughter of this guy – not to mention the fact she has evidently gone with the temperamental goth look.

Personally, we think Miss Montana (a.k.a. Billy Ray’s daughter Miley Cyrus) looks more like the love child of John Stamos and Tori Amos (which would make her “Miley Stamos-Amos”), but whatever. The fact is we’ve fallen for yet another clever reality TV marketing ploy with nothing to show for it other than an insanely annoying song that’s stuck in our heads like a land war in Asia.

“Everybody makes mistakes, everybody has those days, everybody knows what/ what we’re talking about, everybody gets that way.”

Shoot us now, people. Shoot us now.

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Comments

  1. By Mincing Words January 22, 2008 at 1:37 pm

    you really DO live under a rock, dontcha?

    seriously, you would need to have little female children to know things like this, willie. don’t let it get you down, man.

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  2. By piepton January 22, 2008 at 2:55 pm

    Mmm, Stamos-Amos. Didn’t they have those little chocolate chips?

    I’m ashamed to say I actually knew she was Billy Ray’s daughter although I don’t know how. Perhaps osmosis. Isn’t he on the show or wrote the theme song or something?

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  3. By Hmmm... January 22, 2008 at 6:14 pm

    Wouldn’t it actually be Amos-Stamos? Just sayin’.

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  4. By Miley Is Goth January 30, 2008 at 5:30 pm

    mileyisgoth.wordpress.com

    The truth is out there

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  5. By Blanca February 28, 2008 at 11:08 am

    OMG!Your Billy Ray Cryus daughter

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  6. By renate March 1, 2008 at 2:24 am

    is love you hannah montana, miley <3<3<3<3

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  7. By blackychick911 March 29, 2008 at 4:33 am

    omg what did she do to her hair now your lookin at the next brittany spears LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

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  8. By Fan of Miley's Music August 3, 2008 at 5:17 pm

    Miley is gradually moving away from the Hannah Montana image. I’m hoping that her solo career is a success, but who can say if she’ll follow the eventual Britney path or not.

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  9. By Miley Vox August 4, 2008 at 11:37 pm

    I do personally think that Miley will rebel.
    Hopefully not as bad as Britney Spears or Lidsey Lohan, but who can be sure? We have already seen her rebel, with her photo scandal.
    (She took pictures of herself in her underwear holding her shirtup with her teeth, and (Supposedly) sent the pictures to Nick Jonas)

    Do you think that Miley will remain as her miss perfect Hannah Montana or do you think she will turn into another Brittny or Lidnsey?
    Tell me what you think! Either post here or sent to my e-mail!
    E-Mail:
    e-mails.gossipteens@yahoo.ca

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  10. By victoria justice October 13, 2008 at 11:34 am

    hey leave miley alone its her lyf not urs so bck of man.if she wants 2 dye her hair black let her wots it 2 u wot she does.if u doont like it fair enough but u dont av 2 say shes a goth she might like he hair black.y r all u conserned anyway its not like ur her mum. its a 3 country and she can do wot she wonts no1 can stop her.god u lot wudnt say dis stuff 2 her face so y say it now.SO SHES DYED HER HAIR BLACK GET OVER IT!!!!!!!!!

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  11. By ANO October 20, 2008 at 11:58 pm

    SHES THE BEAUTIFUL, TOO PRETTY ,BUT TOO IS ONE PERSON WHO HAV CONDUCTA RELAX

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  12. By Diana May 7, 2009 at 11:18 am

    sooper cool girl Miley Cyrus i love you

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