Goodness Gracious January 21, 2008
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NOW THAT’S JUST CRUDE …
FITSNews - January 21, 2008 - Since we’ve been getting some grief lately for taking pictures of people at public meetings (editor’s note: legal …), we thought we’d show all the haters in the house an example of truly invasive photography.
In case your view is obscured by the warm, gentle glinting of “Chosen One” sunlight that follows Jessica Alba around 24/7 wherever she goes, that’s a paparazzi bending over behind Jess trying to shoot pictures up her skirt, people.
Personally, we’re used to this sort of intrusion into our personal space, but then again our bodies are worshipped and fawned over by millions around the globe. In fact, there’s a rumor going around the Middle East that Islam is reconsidering its rigid female dress code because of us.
UPDATE - In case you thought we made that up, the sun really does follow Jessica Alba around 24/7. She’s filed a restraining order to stop the harassment, but it turns out the sun is a bit difficult to serve with paperwork.
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sic(k) willie! There’s a difference between “legal” and “scumbag.”
You, bubba, are “scumbag” class. Read on. Over the last months several BIN staffers (2) have been following you with a camera.
They still are. Smile!
It’s legal!
They’ve wined about working conditions. The stink. The slime! They’re worried about crabs, lice and the boy is even worried about clap! Stay away from the boy, sic(k) willie!! More to come.
So this ISN’T how the Hot List is developed?
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