Don’t Mess With Coldplay

FITSNews - January 18, 2008 - One of our good friends used to always say “Coldplay? Sounds more like Old-Gay to me …” which we thought was funny. Of course our guess is that Coldplay’s lead singer Chris Martin could give a rat’s ass what a couple of non-musical, non-millionaire, non-Gwyneth Paltrow-dating South Carolinians think of his songs. Based on last night’s report from Tyler Durden, it appears he could also give a rat’s ass about beating the crap out of the paparazzi:

“Coldplay” lead singer and husband of Gwyneth Paltrow Chris Martin assaulted a cameraman Monday in New York City, where Paltrow was hospitalized for unknown reasons. Martin threw the man to the ground and tried to steal his camera. All of which is amazing because Chris Martin looks like he would cry if a bee flew past his ear. But apparently not. I haven’t seen brutality like this since the Fight Like A Girl Championships.

Wait, it’s wrong to cry when a bee flies past your ear?

Comments

By Helvidius on January 19th, 2008 at 8:44 pm

You know how I know you’re gay? You got your ass whipped by Coldplay.