ONCE WE FIGURE OUT THIS CHICK’S NAME, ANYWAY
FITSNews – January 17, 2008 – We’re starting to think that Sic Willie hallucinated the blonde girl in the picture above because we’ve asked like eleventy kabillion people what her name is and no one seems to have a clue. Right now, we’re going with Shana … for reasonsÂ we probably shouldn’tÂ elaborate on. Anyway, with the exception of determining this exceptionally-PYT’s name (and determining whether or not the psychadelic mushrooms Sic ate the other day had anything to do with this), our long-awaited “Who’s Hot At The (S.C.) State House” list is pretty much done.
We’ll be releasing it Sunday in a special Echo Chamber edition, which reminds us, we’ve also got some bad news … well, bad news if you’re raging lesbians like us.
As it turns out, there’s going to be a “dude list,” too. Yeah. Sucks. We know. Of course, thankfully this year Sic Willie will have absolutely nothing to do with it. Two of the female hotties we’ve selected have (thank God) agreed to rank the guys for us, which we’re hoping will minimize awkward elevator moments over at the Capital Complex.
Livin’ it up when we’re going down? Not us, baby.