The Hot List Is Done
ONCE WE FIGURE OUT THIS CHICK’S NAME, ANYWAY
FITSNews – January 17, 2008 – We’re starting to think that Sic Willie hallucinated the blonde girl in the picture above because we’ve asked like eleventy kabillion people what her name is and no one seems to have a clue. Right now, we’re going with Shana … for reasons we probably shouldn’t elaborate on. Anyway, with the exception of determining this exceptionally-PYT’s name (and determining whether or not the psychadelic mushrooms Sic ate the other day had anything to do with this), our long-awaited “Who’s Hot At The (S.C.) State House” list is pretty much done.
We’ll be releasing it Sunday in a special Echo Chamber edition, which reminds us, we’ve also got some bad news … well, bad news if you’re raging lesbians like us.
As it turns out, there’s going to be a “dude list,” too. Yeah. Sucks. We know. Of course, thankfully this year Sic Willie will have absolutely nothing to do with it. Two of the female hotties we’ve selected have (thank God) agreed to rank the guys for us, which we’re hoping will minimize awkward elevator moments over at the Capital Complex.
Livin’ it up when we’re going down? Not us, baby.
Comments
By The Hand on January 17th, 2008 at 2:38 am
Don’t fool yourselves, boyz. sic(k) will is an equal opportunity pervert, so his “dude list” is no surprise. He’ll have total control over the “dude list.”
And the last “hottie” sic(k) willie had contact with was infested with lice and had a raging case of herpes when “s”he kissed him goodnight.
So, be careful next time if you shake sic(k) willie’s hand.
You never know where his hand has been.
By shaggy on January 17th, 2008 at 2:41 am
I hear that tina adams says that you have to put her husband paul adams on the list just for posterity sake.
By Anon on January 17th, 2008 at 7:27 am
I THINK that is Mandy Morris. If so, she is a USC law student in her last year, and she is engaged…sorry.
By The Littlest Digger on January 17th, 2008 at 8:21 am
Is it just me, or are those two noses identical?
By Wow on January 17th, 2008 at 10:20 am
it is mandy morris. she’s from orangeburg.
By mr business on January 17th, 2008 at 12:59 pm
law clerk for the Speaker.
By Moncks Corner Madness on January 17th, 2008 at 3:02 pm
I also thought that looked like Mandy. Is it definitely her?
By baked on January 17th, 2008 at 3:06 pm
well, at least we know the speaker can do one thing right