Switch-Hitting Chicks “Not A Phase,” Study Says

SO … AWESOME …

FITSNews – January 17, 2008 – We were pretty mad at science last month for figuring out how to turn male fruit flies queer, but damn if the dull discipline didn’t get its act together today, people. According to a new study, which we assume involved some tastefully-lit scenes with lesbians in lab coats, science tells us that bisexuality among women is not just a college thing:

Bisexuality in women is not an experimental or transitional phase on the way to lesbianism but a distinct sexual orientation, according to a new study.

Researchers who studied 79 non-heterosexual women over the course of a decade found bisexual women remained attracted to both men and women throughout that time.

Zippity do-da, zippity-yay!

You know, we are going to take science out tonight and buy it a big ole’ drink. In fact, we’re going to get science rip-roaring drunk and take it to a strip club, too. Science deserves some lap dances for this, people.