A Brilliant Idea

GET PREGNANT AGAIN, YEAH!

FITSNews – January 17, 2008 – When we last heard from popslut Britney Spears, she was getting all serious with a paparazzi photographer who only weeks earlier was trying to hawk naked pictures of her to the tabloids. Unsatisfied with that solid display of judgment, however, it now appears Britney is trying to have a baby with the dude.

Either that or she mistook a pregnancy test with something you can eat. Like Hershey’s kisses. Or a Mr. Goodbar.

Anyway, we think after proving that she’s a vastly inferior parent to Kevin Federline (by a landslide, people), trying to get pregnant right now makes sense for Britney. Sort of like walking in front of a bus or slitting your wrists makes sense to people who are determined to live.

If you could climb inside Britney’s brain right now (editor’s note: you first) you’d see cartoon versions of a pork chop and a birthday cake smoking cigarettes around a dimly-lit table with pictures of her pregnant sister strewn about and red “X’s” crossed over her face in each picture. Then, in a flash, you’d see everything disappear into the black hole that is Britney’s ever-expanding belly and a redneck female voice would convey to you that tables taste like chocolate.