Rosie O’Donnell Has Lost It

BRITNEY SPEARS OR PRINCESS DI? YEAH, WE CAN’T TELL THE DIFFERENCE EITHER …

FITSNews – January 15, 2008 – We’re not exactly sure what substance that fat, lesbian-looking mule Rosie O’Donnell was smoking when she thought comparing popslut Britney Spears with Princess Diana was a good idea, but we’re guessing it was something strong. Perhaps it was even something like this.

Anyway, here’s what Rosie had to say about the remarkable similarities between the two on her blog:

I remember the tunnel as it appeared on the news, lit by headlights, flashlights, red lights. Between the cement tall pillars was a heap of twisted metal. I saw it then, and I can see it now. Diana dead.

She will be trying to get away, but they will chase her, just as they chased her into that church yesterday. There were dozens of them, jostling their way into sanctuary, elbowing past each other, just to creep closer to her. Even her last-minute, folded-hand prayers can’t be kept sacred. There can be no silent moments in a crowd; no silence, and no secrets.

All this fresh, painful frailty costs her so much, but it lines their pockets very well. A kings ransom was paid for those tabloid-ready cheap shots of her with messy hair, tear-soaked eyes, and the half-smile of a desperate baby girl.

Wait, Britney was in a church? WTF? Anyway, there really ought to be a penalty for writing something this stupid. Like getting beheaded, or impaled. Or maybe they could just force you to live with Rosie O’Donnell, which would be a fate far worse than the most despicable torture. Soft on crime? Not us, people.