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The Golden Globes Were … Yeah … January 14, 2008

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… THEY WEREN’T

FITSNews - January 14, 2008 - It’s a crying shame … at a time when everybody ought to be laughing out loud at the hideousness that is Cameron Diaz’s fashion sense, here we are staring at the back of some bald dude’s head in a hotel ballroom wondering whether or not that’s some porn he’s got in front of him. Wait … is that Billy Zane? What the hell is he doing looking at porn during a glorified investment seminar?

Anyway, such is life amid the ongoing Hollywood writers’ strike, which reduced the annual Golden Globe awards to a half-hour press conference that nobody attended (or watched).

We’ve already said all we’re gonna say about this ongoing Tinseltown tit-for-tat, which to summarize was a finger painting of Sic Willie yawning. We may have also said something about nipple slips being cool, unless of course they involve Cameron Diaz. Which if you clicked on that last link, you now understand.

Pervert.