Fake Jess Foils ‘Boys
NEW YORK POST PULLS ONE OF THE GREAT SPORTS STUNTS OF ALL-TIME
FITSNews – January 14, 2008 – That’s 21-year-old Washington nannyÂ Lynsey Nordstrom, not Jessica Simpson, but from the way Dallas Cowboys’ quarterback Tony Romo played yesterday, it made no difference. In one of the coolest sports stunts ever, The New York Post actually broughtÂ this Simpson look-a-likeÂ to Texas Stadium and positioned her right behind the Cowboys’ bench in an effort to rattle Romo, who is notorious for playing poorly when his celebrity girlfriends are in attendance.
We sat her in the third row at the 50-yard line behind Dallas’ bench. The stunner’s Simpson-esque vibes must have made the difference – Romo’s final drive was stopped short of the end zone.
Damn. They play for keeps up in New York.
In related news, we hear the S.C. General Assembly is considering sending an Ashlee Simpson look-a-like to Columbia, S.C. in an effort to rattle Sic Willie. Because let’s face it, Ashlee makesÂ Sic wanna La-la, and he has been busting their asses a little too effortlessly of late …