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MONTAG AND PRATT LATHER IT UP IN COSTA RICA
FITSNews - January 11, 2008 - God bless Heidi Montag. After announcing to the world that her ridiculously-fake fun bags were worth dying for, she’s now courageously doing what all noble boob job recipients do, which is to show those suckers off every chance she gets.
In fact, that’s actually a stipulation of the universal fake boob contract, which we hear also mandates that your girlfriends be allowed to squeeze them whenever they feel like it, particularly if emotionally vulnerable moments following break-ups with boys are involved. Okay, that’s really just Sic Willie’s overactive imagination, but you get the nipple … er, point.
Personally, we’ve never understood fake boobs. Well we understand them, obviously, we’ve just never been huge fans. Sometimes they feel okay, but most of the time you end up wondering whether or not you just caressed part of a car engine. Of course “it’s all ball bearings nowadays,” people.
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