Kim Kardashasomething Has The Football

MOVE OVER REGGIE BUSH, THE REAL FOOTBALL IS IN KIM’S PURSE

FITSNews – January 11, 2008 – The last time we got a glimpse of Kim Kardashian, we were comparing the size of her ass to the size of Barack Obama’s education plan. Which while an accurate assessment of scope, may or may not have been entirely appropriate.

Anyway, the girlfriend of New Orleans Saints’ star running back Reggie Bush was photographed earlier this week carrying a purse so big we can only assume it contains the “football,” you know, that bag with the attack codes in it that lets U.S. Presidents rein holy fire on Mother Russia and presumably a bunch of other heathen anti-Freedomites.

And why not give something like that to Kim Kardashian? If the world is going to hell in a handbasket, the least we can do is make it a nice-looking handbasket. We like to accessorize our Armageddon around here, people.