SHE’S GOT THE WISDOM OF A SEER, PEOPLE
FITSNews – January 10, 2008 – Suppose someone you just started, um, “dating” completely violated your trust by selling intimate nude pictures of you to a tabloid magazine. Sure that sort of thing happens to Sic Willie all the time (he is way too emotionally available, people), but wouldn’t a normal person want nothing to do with such a cold, unfeeling opportunist? Apparently not Britney “Hello Kitty” Spears. In fact, according to our buds over at WWTDD:
Just one day after it was revealed that Adnan Ghalib had already sold intimate pictures he took of Britney Spars soon after he became her best friend in the world two weeks ago, the Insider is reporting that Britney has driven off to vacation in Mexico with him.
First of all, doesn’t this guy’s name sound eerily similar to that prison camp in Iraq? You know the one where American soldiers dressed up their Iraqi prisoners in all sorts of funny outfits and kinda sorta tortured them? Actually, come to think of it that sounds a lot like Britney’s house …
By repent horizon January 10, 2008 at 9:19 pm
repent sic willie for the end is nigh