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GOOD NEWS! THERE WILL BE A 2008 “WHO’S HOT AT THE STATE HOUSE” LIST AFTER ALL

FITSNews – January 10, 2008 – In commenting about his first marriage, legendary British rocker Sting is rumored to have once said “I evolved, people suffered.” That’s sort of how we feel about the “Who’s Hot at the (S.C.) State House” list, which is a holdover from the original Faith in the Sound (FITS) website. For whatever reason, the list just didn’t seem to mesh with the broader audience and classier approach we’ve achieved here at FITSNews (editor’s note: waiting … lightning … no? … okay …).

Yet like a swallow returning to, um, swallow returning to, um, swallow … damn we can never remember the name of that place the swallows return to … anyway, like a mythical return to our humble roots we’re pleased to announce that there will be a “Who’s Hot at the State House” list for 2008. In fact, we’ve already made several selections and are busy preparing the sophisticated scientific model that will render the most anticipated judgments in South Carolina politics since we released our inaugural Palmetto Power 100 list last year.

Feel free to chime in with your suggestions by clicking on the “comments” link above, and we’ll present the results in a special “Echo Chamber” edition of FITSNews next Sunday …

Oh, and for all you national (non S.C.) people wondering what the hell we’re talking about, think of this as a chance to check out some undiscovered beauty

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Comments

  1. By catherine is hot January 10, 2008 at 5:14 pm

    Catherine Ceips. She sits next to the scrumptious Kevin Bryant of Anderson!

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  2. By Henry January 10, 2008 at 5:21 pm

    Ken Kennedy

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  3. By sweatin to the oldies January 10, 2008 at 5:36 pm

    cieps is gross. try meredith strawhorn, katie “the autistic” dunning, whoever larry marchant’s new redhead is, heather smith, ashley smith, sherry street, that new girl from usc, that AARP girl (the blond one), clarabell smith, that girl that used to work at BIPEC, nikki haley, cashion didier, lindsey bonds, prt girl, blond in sanford’s legal shop (?) …

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  4. By Some one who cares.... January 10, 2008 at 8:26 pm

    People Will doesn’t know that should be included:
    1) Jennifer Robinson
    2) Bonnie Goldsmith
    3) Virgina Wetzel
    (the senate staff ain’t hawt)

    People Will does know that should be included:
    1) Meredith Strawhorne
    2) Ashley Smith
    3) Katie Dunning (at the top)

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  5. By jared fogle January 11, 2008 at 12:13 am

    secretay near ritchies office shes breathtaking

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  6. By Bow-chica-bow-bow January 11, 2008 at 9:13 am

    Some one who cares… is right– That Bonnie Goldmsith is H-O-T, hot!

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  7. By Bow-chica-bow-bow January 11, 2008 at 9:57 am

    Sorry, Bonnie Goldsmith is so hot that thinking of her while typing my post caused me to misspell her name in my previous post.

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  8. By D. F. January 11, 2008 at 10:54 am

    Jeffrey Sewell takes my breath away

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