What The Hell Happened To Billy Zane?
OH, AND BA-DAM YOU VERY MUCH, KELLY BROOK
FITSNews - January 9, 2008 - We’re not sure there was ever a time when Billy Zane was cool, but judging from these recent pics taken in St. Bart’s, that time clearly isn’t right now. Seriously, tightie swimsuits, male pattern baldness and the “Chewbacca stroll” don’t mix, people!
Oh, and we’ve never heard of this Kelly Brook girl in our lives, but evidently in addition to being Billy’s girlfriend she enjoys getting naked. Like, all the time.
By the way, it’s not our fault if you clicked on either of those two preceding links. Bunch of perverts.
Comments
By Snead on January 9th, 2008 at 4:41 pm
Thank you, Billy Zane. You’ve given hope to balding, portly beach-goers the world over.
By Helvidius on January 9th, 2008 at 8:31 pm
Zane managed to play the douchebag in one of the coolest movies of the late 90’s, Sniper. For that reason he was not invited back for Sniper 2 or 3.
By Pervert on January 9th, 2008 at 9:19 pm
willie, you’ve gotten boring. Even the “pervert” links you included to draw surfing tourist traffic were boring. One thing we noticed.
The picture of Billy Zane looks like you, a little; if you were 35 pounds lighter and if you could get a girl in a bikini to stand near you.
Since those two have not happened in years, it must not be you.
By the way, at lunch today a mutual friend suggested we ask you if you still only hang with girls who have a tattoo? Do you prefer color tattoos?
By justus on January 9th, 2008 at 10:36 pm
Will, I thought you were describing yourself in that piece.
By Ror on June 11th, 2008 at 12:29 am
It’s called getting older asshole. People get bald and they gain weight. It’s a fact of life. It’s reality, deal with it or stay in your hollywood fantasy world where all you think is people between the age of 17 to 27 are all that matters in this world. what a jerk you are for making such shallow rude comments.
By Audra on July 27th, 2008 at 4:02 pm
Give me a break! Billy Zane was an incredible villian both in Titanic and when he played Keneth Bianchi in the Hillside Stranglar! It’s not his fault that Hollywood’s so shallow! How about the Dead Pool? He was fanatastic! Much underrated actor! I root for him!
By Audra on July 27th, 2008 at 4:05 pm
Correction, I mean Dead Calm. He was fantastic as a psychpath! Sorry, I had Clint Eastwood on the mind when I wrote The Dead Pool. Billy Zane rocks!