OH, AND BA-DAM YOU VERY MUCH, KELLY BROOK
FITSNews – January 9, 2008 – We’re not sure there was ever a time when Billy Zane was cool, but judging from these recent pics taken in St. Bart’s, that time clearly isn’t right now. Seriously, tightie swimsuits, male pattern baldness and the “Chewbacca stroll” don’t mix, people!
Oh, and we’ve never heard of this Kelly Brook girl in our lives, but evidently in addition to being Billy’s girlfriend she enjoys getting naked. Like, all the time.
By the way, it’s not our fault if you clicked on either of those two preceding links. Bunch of perverts.
By Snead January 9, 2008 at 4:41 pm
Thank you, Billy Zane. You’ve given hope to balding, portly beach-goers the world over.
By Helvidius January 9, 2008 at 8:31 pm
Zane managed to play the douchebag in one of the coolest movies of the late 90′s, Sniper. For that reason he was not invited back for Sniper 2 or 3.
By Pervert January 9, 2008 at 9:19 pm
willie, you’ve gotten boring. Even the “pervert” links you included to draw surfing tourist traffic were boring. One thing we noticed.
The picture of Billy Zane looks like you, a little; if you were 35 pounds lighter and if you could get a girl in a bikini to stand near you.
Since those two have not happened in years, it must not be you.
By the way, at lunch today a mutual friend suggested we ask you if you still only hang with girls who have a tattoo? Do you prefer color tattoos?
By justus January 9, 2008 at 10:36 pm
Will, I thought you were describing yourself in that piece.
By Ror June 11, 2008 at 12:29 am
It’s called getting older asshole. People get bald and they gain weight. It’s a fact of life. It’s reality, deal with it or stay in your hollywood fantasy world where all you think is people between the age of 17 to 27 are all that matters in this world. what a jerk you are for making such shallow rude comments.
By Audra July 27, 2008 at 4:02 pm
Give me a break! Billy Zane was an incredible villian both in Titanic and when he played Keneth Bianchi in the Hillside Stranglar! It’s not his fault that Hollywood’s so shallow! How about the Dead Pool? He was fanatastic! Much underrated actor! I root for him!
By Audra July 27, 2008 at 4:05 pm
Correction, I mean Dead Calm. He was fantastic as a psychpath! Sorry, I had Clint Eastwood on the mind when I wrote The Dead Pool. Billy Zane rocks!
By Pixie June 9, 2009 at 12:12 pm
wow, he has let himself go!! i remember watching him star in “The Phantom” when i was younger!! i was head over heels for his sexy six pack and beautiful eyes!! if i were him i would have kept my head shaved and kept myself in shape!! I had dreams of getting married to him when i was young and now thinking back on those, i would be totally disgusted right now if i had married him!! DIVORCE!! lol….that belly and hair has got to go! how old is he now anyway???
By Maz February 4, 2010 at 10:39 am
Billy is a great looking guy . He has starred in some very entertaining films . What have you all done then ? Ok so judging by this pic he could lose a little weight or have a different hair style if you say so . Couldn’t we all . Thing is he is a talented star and great looking and you all are not and are probably ugly too like most of the comments .
By batty February 24, 2010 at 11:34 pm
We all age. Billy still looks good for 50. I bet you don’t look nearly as good. Post a bathing suit pic if you dare!
By Jaime June 10, 2010 at 7:17 pm
I’m from Chicago where I am a head waiter at a major restaurant. Zane has more than a horrible reputation as being rude, arrogant and just a total jerkof* to waitstaff and folks that serve him. That should tell you
something about what a cruddy character he has. Loser.
By JD Crowe July 11, 2010 at 1:55 am
Well he might be an a$$hole, but he is goodlooking for his age. I first noticed him in the tv movie about the Hillside Stranglers, and at that age (20 yrs ago) he was really beautiful. I don’t know what the problem is with the people posting here. People get older, gain weight, and men often go bald. Life happens and the alternative is to die young.
By Rickard Wolf May 25, 2011 at 6:37 am
Dont know him so dont know if hes rude, but he sure is ugly.