They’re Gonna Vote In Iowa Today
IT’S ABOUT DAMN TIME ALREADY
FITSNews - January 3, 2008 - We’ve already written about the corny, curmudgeony cretin-fest that is the early presidential primaries, but one good thing about this goat show is it’s eventually over. That endgame (thankfully) starts tonight in Iowa, where party activists turn out en (sorta) masse to cast their votes in what’s known as a “Caucus,” which as we understand it is pretty much a game of Red Rover for ugly people who don’t have much of a life.
Anyway, since we’re obviously no experts, we figured we’d let Chris Cillizza of the Washington Post explain what’s going on for you. Just CLICK HERE to read his latest …
We’ve got to hand it to Cillizza. Although he works for one of the few media outlets that hasn’t given FITSNews much love (editor’s note: you jackasses), his thoughtful analysis, creative insights and sheer prodigiousness in covering campaign 2008 has nonetheless been pretty amazing. Job well done, dude.
Comments
By 67chevy on January 3rd, 2008 at 7:47 am
I hope you mean ‘ugly people’ figuratively. Otherwise, I gotta take offense.
By charles purvis on January 3rd, 2008 at 8:40 am
Watch this video, then tell me what you think.
http://fredfile.fred08.com/blog/2007/video-freds-message-to-iowa-voters/
He’s not running any negative ads. He just shows you who he is, and what he stands for. He says what he means and means what he says.
By hambone on January 3rd, 2008 at 6:10 pm
all of this iowa talk makes me think of this great video by Deadeye Dick: http://youtube.com/watch?v=sEDw9xgSmSc