More Beauty Queen Craziness

By fitsnews • on January 3, 2008

kumari fulbright

DONT-CHA WISH YOUR GIRLFRIEND WAS HOT LIKE KUMARI FULBRIGHT, PEOPLE

FITSNews - January 3, 2008 - In what has to be the most insane story of the new year, Arizona beauty queen Kumari Fulbright - who is also a law clerk for a federal judge - has been booked on charges that she kidnapped and tortured her ex-boyfriend. Among other things, Fulbright and three male accomplices have been accused of tying the boyfriend up, covering his mouth with duct tape, pointing guns at him and sticking a knife in his ear. The former Miss Desert Sun 2006 also allegedly stole her ex-lover’s cell phone, briefcase and wallet.

Cool! Well, other than the whole “three male accomplices” thing, anyway. That part probably sucked.

FITSNews has chronicled our fair share of beauty queen misadventures (here, here, here and here, for example), but this one is hands-down the most awesomest of them all. Seriously, we’ve got guns, knives, boobs and bondage … not to mention law school. R-r-r-r-r-a-w-w-w-w, come to Butthead, baby!

Comments

By yowza on January 3rd, 2008 at 11:47 am

he’s got nice boobs. you know, for a dude.

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