What The Hell Happened To Elisha Cuthbert? January 2, 2008
Posted by fitsnews in : Pop Culture , trackback
MENA SUVARI SYNDROME REARS ITS UGLY HEAD
FITSNews - January 2, 2008 - When we first saw the film Girl Next Door a few years back, we were convinced that actress Elisha Cuthbert was well on her way to becoming the next Marilyn Monroe. Unfortunately, she decided instead to turn into the next Mena Suvari, except add an excitable middle finger to the close-cropped, R. Lee Ermey haircut.
We honestly don’t know what possesses sisters like Suvari and Cuthbert to go the Sinead O’Connor route, but whatever. It’s their box office funeral.
We do know that great hair can fix almost anything, unless of course you were born with the face of Gila Monster. In which case we recommend bangs, baby, lots and lots of bangs.
Comments»
[...] FITSNews For Now put an intriguing blog post on What The Hell Happened To Elisha Cuthbert?Here’s a quick excerpt [...]
there comes a time when u become fead up with all the ‘attention’ u get from papparazzi… she did well giving u the finger…good job… and the hair cut is her choice… everyone can do anything they like to themselves since ur own body belongs to u not the media …