CHICKS DIG POLITICS, YO
FITSNews – January 2, 2008 – This has nothing to do with anything, but before we get too much further into the New Year (or this new post) we’d like to say what a relief it is on our carpal tunnel syndrome to finally be typing “2008″ at the beginning of every article we write instead of the biomechanically-insensitive “2007.” Seriously, 2007 can go f*ck itself as far as our wrists are concerned. Ergonomically-offensive? You’re damn right it was. But the good news is that 2008 is finally here, and we’ve been told that “2009″ is going to be even easier on our tendons, which will no doubt also make our army of Pakistani data entry professionals very pleased.
Anyway, where were we? Oh yeah … something about the guy from SC Hotline (above) being a pimp. Sort of like this guy.
You know, even though Hotline fired our founding editor last year after he published an offensive article about presidential candidate John Edwards, far be it from us to let one of Sic Willie’s eleventy kabillion personal grudges stand in the way of Pimplymic glory.
“Wave yo hands in da ay-a, if you a true play-a,” people.
UPDATE – Oh, and Jeffrey, please feel free to e-mail Sic Willie any phone numbers you may have picked up recently …
By Roy January 2, 2008 at 3:15 pm
JEFFREY IS A TOOLBAG. Where’s the Trump, Jeffrey???!?!!?!!!!???
By Henry January 2, 2008 at 3:20 pm
Jeffrey, how much did that picture cost you?
I’m going to guess…50 bucks to each one.
By Jack Springheel January 2, 2008 at 3:35 pm
This Man is studly. Damn Studly, and his neckwear is never lacking. The employee that was fired was likely just trying to ride this fine man’s coattails to the top.
By Jeffrey Sewell January 2, 2008 at 4:49 pm
Trust me these ladies cannot be bought, they indulged an old man. Great time, kudos to Lt. Gov Andre Bauer and his staff, great event, all had a great time!
~Jeffrey Sewell
SCHotline.com
By Victor January 2, 2008 at 5:57 pm
Do Dixie and Trixie know where you keep your ascot?
By Jeffrey's Mirror January 2, 2008 at 6:03 pm
Oh Jeff,
You’ve still got it. Way to bring in the New Year, you stallion, you.
By You Guys Are So Hilarious! January 2, 2008 at 6:20 pm
(To the tune of America the Beautiful)
Oh Jeffrey Sewell
How Beautifewell
Your Amber waves of hair!!
Your gleaming tie
and lustful eye
at those two girls do stare!
Oh Jeffrey Sewell
Oh Jeffrey Sewell
Your greatness fills the air
Oh hold on wait,
that’s our mistake
it’s just your polo sport!
By Deb O'Nare January 3, 2008 at 1:00 pm
Jeff,
Your masculine beauty is a dangerous power, and should be reigned in lest it wreak devastation on West Columbia . I beg you to use that power for good Jeff.
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By MAB January 30, 2009 at 7:24 pm
That Hotline guy must feel threatened by you, Adam Fogle and Earl Capps. He has put you three on his [quiver-quiver, shake-shake] “Bullshit-o-meter.”
Which threads directly to WickedPedia…
By MAB February 10, 2009 at 10:25 pm
Looky, that Hotline guy has put his own stuff on the BS-O-Meter!!!!!!!!!
http://schotline.wordpress.com/2009/02/10/tompkins-sullivan-exposed-as-kevin-hall%E2%80%99s-puppet-masters/