RIPPING OFF CHILDREN'S TOYS THE WEEK BEFORE CHRISTMAS? FITSNews - December 18, 2007 - According to the Town Crier (a.k.a. the incessant e-blasts of Columbia, S.C. perma-candidate Joe Azar), somebody broke into the local "Learning Express" in Irmo, S.C. two nights ago and ripped off a bunch of toys
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Knives Out For Huck
IT SUCKS BEING THE FRONTRUNNER FITSNews - December 18, 2007 - It seems no matter where you turn these days, somebody is taking a shot at former Arkansas Gov. Mike Huckabee. Not surprisingly, the barrage began right about the time Huckles took the lead in early presidential primary states like Iowa
Read story »Christopher Knight Doesn’t Get It
NARROW-MINDED PEOPLE REALLY GET ON OUR NERVES FITSNews - December 17, 2007 - We're gonna go out on a limb here and suggest that when your supermodel wife decides to suprise you for your birthday with pictures of her making out with another girl (and those pictures are good enough to make it into Playboy)
Read story »S.C. Representative Is Cybersquatting
JOLTIN' JOE MAHAFFEY BUYS UP OPPONENTS' DOMAIN NAMES FITSNews - December 17, 2007 - The only thing we know about S.C. Rep. Joe Mahaffey is that back in the late sixties he was president of the "Golden Strip Civitan Club," which thankfully had nothing to do with him taking his clothes off, we're told. Of
Read story »McCain Gets First S.C. Blogdorsement
BUTÂ ALL ANYBODY CARES ABOUT ISÂ WHO GETS THE FITS GALS' SEAL OF APPROVAL FITSNews - December 17, 2007 - With only 33 days remaining until South Carolina voters cast their ballots for the Republican presidential nomination, The Palmetto Scoop became the first S.C.-based political website to offer
Read story »This Sure Looks Official …
IS SIC WILLIE RUNNING THE STATE'S MOST INFLUENTIAL CONSERVATIVE THINK TANK? FITSNews - December 17, 2007 - We're scanning the press release in disbelief, but it sure looks official. Well, "officially fake" anyway, because there's no way in hell the most respected, influential think tank in South
Read story »Maxim’s List Sucks
"HAYDEN PANTYWHATEVER" TURNING 18 IS NOT THE BEST THING THAT HAPPENED TO MEN THIS YEAR FITSNews - December 17, 2007 - We just finished reading Maxim Magazine's 10 Best and Worst Things To Happen To Men in 2007 list, and we hate to say it but their list pretty much sucks. Not only did they forget to
Read story »“See What Had Happened Wuz …”
ROMNEY'S PHANTOM NRA ENDORSEMENT FITSNews - December 17, 2007 - According to the dorks who watch Meet The Press every Sunday morning, former Massachusetts Gov. Mitt Romney got busted on the program yesterday morning taking credit for an NRA endorsement he never received. These same dorks also tell
Read story »Happy Birthday To Us!
WE'RE A YEAR OLD TODAY, PEOPLE! FITSNews - December 16, 2007 - From Bangkok to Bishopville, celebrations spontaneously erupted around the globe as FITSNews turned one year old today. And to think, we just started crawling a couple months ago! In reflecting on the year gone by, FITSNews founding
Read story »Jessica Simpson Is Bad Luck
OR DOES TONY ROMO JUST CHOKE IN FRONT OF THE LADIES? FITSNews - December 16, 2007 - Last December it was Carrie Underwood, this year it was Jessica Simpson. Both times, the Philadelphia Eagles were the beneficiaries. How so, you may ask? Well, apparently Dallas Cowboys' quarterback Tony Romo
Read story »AFC South Champs … Again
COLTS SECURE FIFTH CONSECUTIVE DIVISION CROWN FITSNews - December 16, 2007 - On a day dominated by news of the undeated Patriots, the previously-winless Dolphins' overtime victory and Brett Favre's career passing yardage record, the defending Super Bowl champion Indianapolis Colts kept it under the
Read story »FITSNews Exclusive – Inside Rex’s “Competitive” Grants Scandal
DEPARTMENT OF EDUCATION PRESSURED REVIEWERS TO "REACH CONSENSUS" ON QUESTIONABLE GRANTS FITSNews - December 16, 2007 - Completely violating the whole notion of a "competitive" grants program, S.C. Department of Education officials pressured reviewers of the controversial "Public Choice Innovation
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