SANFORD TO STAY OUT OF 2008 FRAY, ACCORDING TO HIS CONFIDANTS FITSNews - December 20, 2007 - Although we've still got a source who swears up and down that S.C. Governor Mark Sanford is endorsing former New York Mayor Rudy Giuliani for the 2008 GOP presidential nod, the clock is slowly ticking away
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What’s Up With South Carolina’s Budget?
JUST HOW BAD IS THE SKY FALLING? FITSNews - December 20, 2007 - Back in October, South Carolina's Board of Economic Advisors predicted a $430 million budget shortfall for the coming fiscal year (2008-09). Then last month, they proceeded to drastically reduce that estimate, presumably based on Chairman
Read story »Parenting Book On Hold For Spears’ Mom
WE COULDN'T BELIEVE IT, EITHER FITSNews - December 19, 2007 - If your goal in life is to have two daughters - one of them insane, one of them knocked up at sixteen - then today is not your lucky day. That's because Lynne Spears' parenting book has apparently been put on hold due to the unexpected
Read story »Their Wish Is Our Command
ALL THE NEWS THAT'S "FITS" TO PRINT ABOUT LUKE RANKIN'S PRIMARY CHALLENGER FITSNews - December 19, 2007 - We think it's kinda cute how the Warren Tompkins Online Syndicate is starting to refer to our little website as the "Governor's Office" and Sic Willie as the "Governor's Spokesman." Sure it's
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CLEMENS QUIET AMID CACOPHANY OF CRITICISM FITSNews - December 19, 2007 - It's been five days since the Mitchell Report effectively exploded the myth of Roger Clemens as the greatest pitcher of all-time, painting him unambiguously in the public consciousness alongside disgraced slugger Barry Bonds
Read story »Brit’s Sis Is Pregnant … At Sixteen
JAMIE LYNN SPEARS MET BABY DADDY AT CHURCH FITSNews - December 19, 2007 - In what's sure to go down as the heartwarming story of this holiday season, the sixteen-year-old sister of popslut Britney Spears announced today that she's pregnant. She being Jamie Lynn Spears, not Britney (thank God). The
Read story »Antonio Banderas Has A New Fragrance
IT'S CALLED "AYE, CABANA BOY!" PEOPLE FITSNews - December 18, 2007 - Our friends over at The Superficial are reporting that Antonio Banderas - who played that adorable swashbuckling kitten in the second and third Shrek films - has a new fragrance out. It's called Blue Seduction, and forgive us for
Read story »We Sort Of Want To Make Out With Mike Huckabee
IS THAT WRONG? FITSNews - December 18, 2007 - As much as we hate to admit that an incredibly cheesy political ad got to us, that darn Mike Huckabee and his whole white Cliff Huckstable white Christmas "thing" is pretty potent stuff. The all-of-a-sudden GOP presidential frontrunner just released
Read story »State Education Grants Could Face Further Scrutiny
THEY PROBABLY WON'T USE SUCH A QUEER-LOOKING MICROSCOPE, THOUGH FITSNews - December 18, 2007 - Whenever your tax dollars are routed through a fundamentally-flawed process that produces questionable results that end up benefiting select politicians, investigations typically follow not too far
Read story »Tyler Durden Is A Philosopher-Poet
CHECK THE WISDOM, YO FITSNews - December 18, 2007 - We get a lot of grief for this, but it's our humble contention that the guy who writes the website What Would Tyler Durden Do? is the funniest person alive. And maybe ever. Sure, our overt fawning (here and here) gets a little embarrassing
Read story »D.C. “Paralysis”
WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON UP IN WASHINGTON? FITSNews - December 18, 2007 - We've written in recent months about the sh*tty (and sh*ttier) approval ratings of the United States Congress -Â ridiculously-low numbers which make our borderline retarded president look positively Reagan-esque. Anyway,
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