JUSTICES SAY ILLEGAL ALIENS HAVE EQUAL RIGHT TO WORKERS' COMPENSATION PAYMENTS FITSNews - December 27, 2007 - In a decision that is sure to unleash political firestorms at both the state and national level, the South Carolina Supreme Court ruled last week that illegal immigrants have the same right
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La Socialista Can’t Spell
UNLESS OF COURSE THEY'VE CREATED A STATE "SCHOL" BOARD AND NOBODY TOLD US ... FITSNews - December 26, 2007 - Here's some free advice for the editors over at La Socialista (a.k.a. The State noisepaper): If you're going to keep devoting countless barrels of ink to perpetuate the myth that South Carolina's
Read story »Sic Got Everything He Wanted For Christmas
BECAUSE HE'S A REALLY USEFUL ENGINE, PEOPLE FITSNews - December 25, 2007 - Shunting trucks and hauling freight all day isn't easy, which is why really useful anthropomorphic tank engines like Sic Willie need a place to rest when all their of hard work is done. Thankfully, because he's been such
Read story »Why The Chimes Rang
A CHRISTMAS TALE ... FITSNews - December 24, 2007 - Special thanks again this year to Dr. John R. DeWitt, who used to tell this classic tale as his Christmas Eve sermon while serving as Senior Pastor at First Presbyterian Church of Columbia, S.C. ... "Why The Chimes Rang" By
Read story »A Real-Life Christmas Miracle
HOW BRITTANY RIFFE'S BIRTHDAY PARTY IS A CHRISTMAS GIFT FOR ALL OF US FITSNews - December 23, 2007 - We'll admit it ... in a world that's full of emotionally-detached cynics, we're probably among the most detached and cynical (not to mention crass and upapologetic) of them all. But that doesn't mean
Read story »Headed To See Romo, T.O. (And Maybe Jessica)
OH, AND PANTHERS SHOW FITS GALS NO LOVE FITSNews - December 22, 2007 - It's gonna be a light blogging day today because a) everybody has pretty much checked out of town for the holidays, and b) Sic Willie and the FITS gals are headed up to Charlotte tonight for the big Cowboys-Panthers game. Seeing
Read story »Pam’s Perpetual Bliss
IT'S "WUV, TRUE WUV," PEOPLE FITSNews - December 21, 2007 - It's hard to imagine anything interrupting the perpetual bliss that is blonde boobshell Pam Anderson's marriage to that guy from the Paris Hilton sex video, but if something was going to break those chains, you pretty much had to figure magic
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IT DEPENDS ON WHAT YOUR DEFINITION OF "SAW" IS ... FITSNews - December 21, 2007 - You know at least when Bill Clinton was obfuscating over the meaning of the word "is," we were talking about something non-political. Specifically, blow jobs. Which as far as we can tell never hurt anybody. In Mitt
Read story »Pimpin’ Ain’t Easy
FRANKLIN JONES: SECRET AGENT MAN FITSNews - December 21, 2007 - If you've never visited the action-packed, "thrill-a-minute" website that is Franklin Jones "Real Team", what the hell are you waiting for, people? Sure, you might assume that a blog devoted exclusively to the Coldwell-Banker share
Read story »Duh, No
US MAGAZINE WINS THE AWARD FOR WORST ONLINE POLL EVER FITSNews - December 20, 2007 - There was a time (above) when we would have loved to see Jennifer Love Hewitt pose nude for Playboy, of course that was before somebody decided to park a minivan inside her rear end. Now there are actually gay fruit
Read story »That New Kid Is Pretty Funny
PALMETTO SCOOP IS STARTING TO MAKE US LAUGH ... A LITTLE FITSNews - December 20, 2007 - Unlike the sanctimonious liberal bitching of websites like Not Very Bright, or the bought-and-paid-for insider drivel of blogs like Sh*t Politics, we try to keep things funny-licious around here. In fact,
Read story »Ho, Ho, Ho, Candidates
FUNNY CHRISTMAS CARD GIVES GLIMPSE INTO CHRISTMAS WISHLISTS FITSNews - December 20, 2007 - A buddy of ours up in God's Country (a.k.a. the South Carolina Upstate) sent us a Christmas card yesterday featuring all the 2008 presidential candidates telling Santa what they want for Christmas. We thought
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