Heidi Montag Not Engaged, But Still Dating Cake Boy

Heidi Montag Not Engaged, But Still Dating Cake Boy December 31, 2007

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THESE TWO AREN’T FOOLING ANYBODY

FITSNews - December 31, 2007 - We keep going back and forth on The Hills, um, “actress” Heidi Montag. We know she’s hot, we’re just not sure whether fake lips and fake tits are worth dying for or not. Currently, we’re going with “yes,” although purely for Sic Willie’s benefit. Lord knows it better be for somebody else, because when you’ve got more snakes in your head than Medusa a bunch of artificial puffiness probably isn’t going to do much to improve your self-esteem.

Come to think of it, that makes plastic surgery a lot like marriage, which it appears Miss Montag is ditching the notion of … at least temporarily.

Of course when your prospective hubby is being offered gay porn roles, a little “cause for pause” is probably warranted.