Merry Christmas From The Hiltons
HEIRESS NOT GOING TO INHERIT MUCH FROM HOTEL MAGNATE
FITSNews – December 27, 2007 – While you were pretending to be excited about elastic waistband pants and cursing the intricacies of toy assembly, the Hiltons were spending Christmas in Hawaii. You know, because why wouldn’t they?
Yet while Paris and her sister Nicky were busy soaking up rays and wearing purses that look like footballs on the beach, the billionaire hotel magnate behind the family’s fortune says he’s going to donate 97% of his $2.3 billion fortune to charity.
In the event that money’s going to combat the spread of teen STD’s, let’s just say it’s probably going to be a wash. Seriously, Barron Hilton or whatever his name is could donate eleventy kabillion dollars toward fighting teen STD’s and he’d still have these two to answer for.
Comments
By Snead on December 27th, 2007 at 4:03 pm
She better hurry to the Used Pussy Store and cash that thing in while it still has some marketability.
By mmhmm on December 27th, 2007 at 5:11 pm
am i the only one who just did the math to see what that left paris with?
By Harden Gervais on December 27th, 2007 at 5:15 pm
From what I understand, you can get a koochypop makeover for a little less than eleventy kabillion dollars. Money well spent, I say.
By Earl Capps on December 27th, 2007 at 9:28 pm
That comes up to about $70 million to be distributed to the assigned heirs, before taxes, of which she is not the only one.
Ten million, properly invested, should generate a nice six figure income for her to live out her miserable life with. But keep in mind who we’re dealing with her. She’ll piss away her share of that 3%, and in ten years, might be living in the same trailer park as the Spears clan.
I say “Bravo!” to grandpa. Since his kids did such a lousy job of raising the grandkids, he did the next best thing – made sure the wealth he earned will be put to the betterment of the rest of humanity that has hope.
Lord knows there’s none for Paris.
Hey, what would you call a porn movie featuring Paris and Britney Spears?
The Itchy and Scratchy Show.
By yummm on December 28th, 2007 at 2:11 am
Gotta give her credit, though. She gives a whole meaning to sloppy seconds, in an exponential kind of way.
By Parisisaskank on December 28th, 2007 at 8:58 am
She was bank rolled when she turned 18, 21, and 25. She is personally worth millions. It would be hard for this slut to burn through the money she has/had in trust.
The inheritance will just be a small amount of her fortune. So, don’t feel to sorry for this skank.
By ~=~ on December 25th, 2008 at 7:24 pm
That is one ugly purse that didn’t come from the Dollar Store.