Pam’s Perpetual Bliss
IT’S “WUV, TRUE WUV,” PEOPLE
FITSNews - December 21, 2007 - It’s hard to imagine anything interrupting the perpetual bliss that is blonde boobshell Pam Anderson’s marriage to that guy from the Paris Hilton sex video, but if something was going to break those chains, you pretty much had to figure magic would somehow be involved.
Seriously, only a spell or potion of some kind could cause two upstanding, monogamy-inclined paragons of virtue to distrust one another’s commitment to eternal love and mutual devotion.
Enter magician Criss Angel, who according to the New York Post is responsible for nearly sabotaging the most perfect American partnership since Ronnie and Nancy Reagan.
Fortunately true love prevailed, making this literally the sweetest thing we’ve seen since the last time we watched The Princess Bride, which was last night by the way.
Comments
By Believe It Not on December 21st, 2007 at 5:42 pm
Well, sic(k) willie has done the impossible! He figured out how to get Pam, Paris, Criss and The Reagan’s (may Ron Rest in Peace) into one post. The Holidays make for boring blogging from professional bloggers who don’t have a gig with a Presidential contender.
sic(k) willie, we heard Ron Paul is raising lots of cash. Maybe you can get some hourly work from his campaign. Surely his guys have some dirty tricks they need to have played on someone.
For example, you could spread the word that ”Poppa Rod” fathered a love child with Hillary when they shacked up at Woodstock. RJ is the right age. Who knows. It might even be true.
Merry Christmas! Remember to hang your balls on the tree.
By Strom on December 21st, 2007 at 10:07 pm
How’s magic man gonna get the Hep-C off his wand?
By Rankin's Stankin on December 22nd, 2007 at 11:39 am
Nice Rack!
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