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FUNNY CHRISTMAS CARD GIVES GLIMPSE INTO CHRISTMAS WISHLISTS

FITSNews – December 20, 2007 – A buddy of ours up in God’s Country (a.k.a. the South Carolina Upstate) sent us a Christmas card yesterday featuring all the 2008 presidential candidates telling Santa what they want for Christmas. We thought it was pretty funny … as well as an opportunity to be lazy link back to some of the funny stuff we’ve written about these idiots over the past year (just click on their names below to read more) …

HILLARY CLINTON – “Warm Personality”
RUDY GIULIANI – “Super Tuesday, Clinton Dem. Primary Wins”
BARACK OBAMA – “Experience”
MITT ROMNEY – “Iowa, Hairspray”
JOHN EDWARDS – “Iowa, Believable SC roots”
MIKE HUCKABEE – “Iowa, The Big Mo”
JOE BIDEN – “Secretary of State”
FRED THOMPSON – “SC, Less Campaign Events”
CHRIS DODD – “A X-Mas Miracle”
JOHN McCAIN – “NH, NH, NH, NH, NH …”
BILL RICHARDSON – “V.P.”
RON PAUL – “$”
DENNIS KUCINICH – “Relevancy”

Personally, we stay away from Santa Claus (at least the pedderasses who impersonate him at the mall), but just because we had a bad experience as little girls doesn’t mean we should ruin the fun for all ya’ll!

UPDATE – Incidentally, the card above was sent out by Upstate political consultant Chip Felkel’s firm. And no, we couldn’t believe we were on anybody’s Christmas Card list, either.