WE COULDN’T BELIEVE IT, EITHER
FITSNews – December 19, 2007 – If your goal in life is to have two daughters – one of them insane, one of them knocked upÂ at sixteen – then today is not your lucky day. That’s because Lynne Spears’ parenting book has apparently been put on hold due to the unexpected pregnancy of her youngest daughter, Jamie Lynn.
“The book is delayed indefinitely. It’s delayed, not cancelled,” says a spokeswoman for Thomas Nelson, which publishes inspirational books and Bibles.
Wait, Bibles? We’re not sure we read that right, but Bibles!!! Bibles??? In case you’ve never seen former Colts’ coach Jim Mora’s famous “PLAYOFFS!!! PLAYOFFS??? PLAYOFFS!!!” tirade, well too bad, because that pretty much sums up our reaction to that. Except every time he yells “Playoffs!!!” just pretend he said “Bibles!!!”
Seriously, this is like the people who publish Guideposts deciding to start a gay porn mag. Or Larry Flynt deciding to start publishing devotionals. Bibles!!! Bibles??? Bibles!!! Since when did stacking a bunch of “how-to” guides to raising trailor park sluts right alongside the Good Book become a good idea, people?