Parenting Book On Hold For Spears’ Mom
WE COULDN’T BELIEVE IT, EITHER
FITSNews – December 19, 2007 – If your goal in life is to have two daughters – one of them insane, one of them knocked up at sixteen – then today is not your lucky day. That’s because Lynne Spears’ parenting book has apparently been put on hold due to the unexpected pregnancy of her youngest daughter, Jamie Lynn.
“The book is delayed indefinitely. It’s delayed, not cancelled,” says a spokeswoman for Thomas Nelson, which publishes inspirational books and Bibles.
Wait, Bibles? We’re not sure we read that right, but Bibles!!! Bibles??? In case you’ve never seen former Colts’ coach Jim Mora’s famous “PLAYOFFS!!! PLAYOFFS??? PLAYOFFS!!!” tirade, well too bad, because that pretty much sums up our reaction to that. Except every time he yells “Playoffs!!!” just pretend he said “Bibles!!!”
Seriously, this is like the people who publish Guideposts deciding to start a gay porn mag. Or Larry Flynt deciding to start publishing devotionals. Bibles!!! Bibles??? Bibles!!! Since when did stacking a bunch of “how-to” guides to raising trailor park sluts right alongside the Good Book become a good idea, people?
Comments
By Believe It Not on December 19th, 2007 at 10:05 pm
Hey, sic(k) willie, we heard the dude from Charlotte has been in town this week having lunch with some elected officials including at least one un-named “Midlands elected official.”
Kind of like a Secret Santa or a box of chocolates. You never know what you are going to get or who you are going to get it from.
But rest easy. The most that dude is likely to do is stick a bananna up your tail pipe. So to speak. You do like banannas, don’t you?
By fitsnews on December 20th, 2007 at 12:27 am
BIN,
We love bananas. We let you comment, don’t we?
-FITSNews
By Fidel Castro on December 20th, 2007 at 8:58 am
BIN, your rants are as tiring as a John Edwards stump speech. Same old blah blah blah. Different day. At least I sign my real name to my rants.
By Fidel Castro on December 20th, 2007 at 9:00 am
Oh wait, this was about the Spears’. I’m going to offer them free health care down here in Cuba. That way, they’ll be able to care for their multitude of future comrades. I wish I could get my people to multiply like that. Rabbits, I tell you. Rabbits.
Anyone heard of birth control? They’re not Catholic, are they?