Brit’s Sis Is Pregnant … At Sixteen

By fitsnews • on December 19, 2007
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JAMIE LYNN SPEARS MET BABY DADDY AT CHURCH

FITSNews – December 19, 2007 – In what’s sure to go down as the heartwarming story of this holiday season, the sixteen-year-old sister of popslut Britney Spears announced today that she’s pregnant. She being Jamie Lynn Spears, not Britney (thank God).

The star of Nickelodean’s “Zoey 101” (which we watch religiously, by the way) told OK! Magazine that she’s twelve weeks pregnant and that she met the “baby daddy” in church, of all places.

We don’t know about you, but there’s just something about this story that makes us want to light a candle and start singing “Silent Night.” It’s just so touching on so many different levels, people.

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By Frank Costanza on December 19th, 2007 at 12:15 pm

WHAT A WONDERFUL FESTIVUS MIRACLE!!!!

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