Antonio Banderas Has A New Fragrance

IT’S CALLED “AYE, CABANA BOY!” PEOPLE

FITSNews - December 18, 2007 - Our friends over at The Superficial are reporting that Antonio Banderas - who played that adorable swashbuckling kitten in the second and third Shrek films - has a new fragrance out. It’s called Blue Seduction, and forgive us for not describing it in greater detail but there’s something going on just below Melanie Griffith’s necklace (above) that’s sucked us in like a damn tractor beam.

Anyway, from the Superficial story:

Melanie Griffith looks damn good for a fifty-year-old woman. This shot was taken in Buenos Aires over the weekend where Melanie helped debut her husband Antonio Banderas’ new fragrance Blue Seduction. Based on this picture I’m guessing it’s cologne for magicians or people with no depth perception. But if it attracts cougars like Melanie Griffith, put me down for the economy size.

Ditto that. Of course, we’re still not over that scene from the movie Milk Money when Griffith flashed her boobs just as the whole “hooker with a heart of gold” theme was starting to ring convincing. And you told us that movie was PG-13, Motion Picture Association of America. Seriously, WTF? Not only are we complete and total perverts now, but we’ll never forget Mom hauling us out of the theater by our ears while the rest of the kids laughed at us. So thanks a lot, jackasses.