Christopher Knight Doesn’t Get It
NARROW-MINDED PEOPLE REALLY GET ON OUR NERVES
FITSNews – December 17, 2007 – We’re gonna go out on a limb here and suggest that when your supermodel wife decides to suprise you for your birthday with pictures of her making out with another girl (and those pictures are good enough to make it into Playboy) don’t throw a hissy fit about it and say you’re going to leave her. At least sit down with her and see what’s up. Amazingly, though, ABC Action News is reporting that former Brady Bunch star Christopher Knight decided to take the hissy fit route:
Former Brady Bunch star Christopher Knight threatened to leave his model wife Adrianne Curry when she posed for sexy lesbian photos – as a birthday gift. “It is the physicalisation of my worst fears. It creeps me out. I want a separation.”
Hmmmm … Look, we’re not saying Knight is gay or anything. We’re just saying there’s a good chance he’s curled up with some thong-clad Latin pool boy on a futon in a Santa Monica efficiency apartment right about now, sobbing his sensitive guts out and saying “You’re the only one who ever understood me, Sergio.”
And he would be correct.
Comments
By piepton on December 17th, 2007 at 5:34 pm
Umm, yeah. Those were the best pictures playboy has run all year. Maybe Adrianne finally realized that she’s married to a guy from the brady bunch and realized this was a way to get out of it.
By sam on December 17th, 2007 at 8:28 pm
I saw a clip of it on tv. It’s not the Playboy shoot, it’s a different one. It’s just as hot. I don’t see what this dudes problem is. Only a douche would be mad at his wife for giving him such a gift!
He has what every man dreams of. A supermodel wife that WANTS to keep things exciting. I hate him.
By Jodi on December 24th, 2007 at 10:08 pm
I don’t agree with what the other two people have written about Christopher and Adrienne. Christopher never should have married Adrienne. They are from two totally different worlds and he was way toooooo good for her. He can do so much better than her and I’m glad he’s finally realizing what she is. I’m sorry Christopher, but I think you’re making the right decision. There is so much better out there.
By kat on April 16th, 2008 at 7:47 pm
hi