Marcia Cross – Clothes = Yikes
WE CAN ONLY APOLOGIZE IN ADVANCE, PEOPLE
FITSNews – December 14, 2007 – For a few seconds back in 2005, Desperate Housewives star Marcia Cross was actually on Sic Willie’s definitive MILF list (remember, the “F” stands for Fahrvergnügen, people) although we later figured out those few seconds coincided precisely with the time that Felicity Huffman kissed her. Which was pretty cool.
Not as cool, however, are some nude photos of Cross that began traversing the worldwide web yesterday. We’re gonna go ahead and do the obligatory CLICK HERE for those of you who hate yourselves want to see them, but don’t be surprised if your computer hacks up a hairball when you’re done.
Seriously, we’ve always thought Marcia’s flowing red locks were among the sexiest in all of Hollywood, but as Sun Tzu noted in the Art of War, the proper disposition of your forces is an essential component in achieving the Tao of victory. Or as any retailer will tell you, the key to success is “location, location, location.” As in razors, aisle three, people.
Comments
By Male Sapphist on December 14th, 2007 at 8:19 am
Less hairy than 1970’s Playboy. Very Much MILF material. Sic by setting you standards artificially high are you trying to tell us something? First J.L. Hewitt is unacceptable and now Marcia X…
Both Hewitt and Cross are hot… Not jaw dropping, stop you on the street hot, but hot none the less.
By Darrell Jenkins on December 14th, 2007 at 9:17 am
I think she looks pretty good, just needs a good waxing. However, I’m not sure about her choice of location to shower. She is probably at some fancy villa in Tuscany or it could just be behind a truckstop on I-85.
By Green Giant on December 14th, 2007 at 1:50 pm
Do you think that was her mom in the 70’s? That was so retro.
By Razor Friendly on December 14th, 2007 at 9:29 pm
honest to God, I know no woman these days who remains so “natural” as those photos imply. They must be fake. For God’s sake, she’s not from Pelion.
By didi on December 15th, 2007 at 7:13 am
Guys, waxing your pubes HURTS. You try it if you think it’s so great.
I think Marcia is beautiful.
In any event, she hardly cares what a bunch of troglodite knuckledraggers from S Cackalacky think of her.