Maggie Gyllenhaal Is Hot
THE CONFUSION IS OVER, PEOPLE
FITSNews – December 8, 2007 – It’s been nearly five months since our founding editor Sic Willie became obsessed with answering one of the fundamental riddles of our time – specifically, is Maggie Gyllenhaal hot or not? Seeking to resolve his initial confusion, Sic went out and purchased Gyllenhaal’s latest offering – Sherrybaby – on DVD for him and the FITS gals to watch this weekend.
While Sic instantly related to the film’s central theme of a bad girl seeking to rehabilitate her life after several run-ins with drugs, alcohol and prison, he also couldn’t help but notice the fact that Gyllenhaal’s character, Sherry Swanson, was pretty much either naked or bra-less for the entire movie.
Frankly we found that highly offensive, people, seeing as we would never stoop to such crass objectification as a means of spreading our message of hope and empowerment. Having said that, we look forward to the edited Lifetime TV version of Sherrybaby, which we trust will strike a more appropriate balance between genuine inspirational value and the shallow exploitation of the feminine form … kind of like FITSNews does, for example, in posts like this.
Comments
By Peabody on December 8th, 2007 at 7:30 pm
I think she should put a bra on. Definately needs a little perk. I would never let my girlfriend leave the house like that.
By Harden Gervais on December 9th, 2007 at 3:19 pm
I don’t know, man. The twins are hanging a little low.
By laylo on December 10th, 2007 at 1:11 am
looks like you could carry collards in that basket. … ‘pears the ears have dropped too, if that’s how she listens to music.
By dcisfun on April 20th, 2009 at 10:36 am
It’s the princess leia look she’s got going for, very hot without being slutty. Anyone who does not think she is Carrie Fisher’s doppelganger then must be the bastard offspring of jabba the hut.
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