Maggie Gyllenhaal Is Hot
THE CONFUSION IS OVER, PEOPLE
FITSNews - December 8, 2007 - It’s been nearly five months since our founding editor Sic Willie became obsessed with answering one of the fundamental riddles of our time - specifically, is Maggie Gyllenhaal hot or not? Seeking to resolve his initial confusion, Sic went out and purchased Gyllenhaal’s latest offering - Sherrybaby - on DVD for him and the FITS gals to watch this weekend.
While Sic instantly related to the film’s central theme of a bad girl seeking to rehabilitate her life after several run-ins with drugs, alcohol and prison, he also couldn’t help but notice the fact that Gyllenhaal’s character, Sherry Swanson, was pretty much either naked or bra-less for the entire movie.
Frankly we found that highly offensive, people, seeing as we would never stoop to such crass objectification as a means of spreading our message of hope and empowerment. Having said that, we look forward to the edited Lifetime TV version of Sherrybaby, which we trust will strike a more appropriate balance between genuine inspirational value and the shallow exploitation of the feminine form … kind of like FITSNews does, for example, in posts like this.
Comments
By Peabody on December 8th, 2007 at 7:30 pm
I think she should put a bra on. Definately needs a little perk. I would never let my girlfriend leave the house like that.
By Harden Gervais on December 9th, 2007 at 3:19 pm
I don’t know, man. The twins are hanging a little low.
By laylo on December 10th, 2007 at 1:11 am
looks like you could carry collards in that basket. … ‘pears the ears have dropped too, if that’s how she listens to music.
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