Sic’s Got His Throwback Jersey

AND IT’S MUCH COOLER THAN THE GENERAL ASS-EMBLY’S, PEOPLE

FITSNews - December 7, 2007 - Ever since members of the South Carolina General Assembly received their 41% throwback jerseys earlier this year, our own Sic Willie has been feeling a little green. As in “with envy.”

And while he didn’t send our state’s economy hurtling into the toilet by blowing over a billion dollars of your money on a bunch of useless crap, that doesn’t mean he should be denied the joy of “old school” jerseys, people.

Like the classic 1988 “speed blue” Indianapolis Colts’ jersey of Hall-of-Fame running back Eric Dickerson, for example. Sexy, baby, sexy. But don’t touch Sic, cause he’s electric, and if you touch Sic, you’ll get shocked!