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DONALD TRUMP LEAVES WAITER A $10,000 TIP?
FITSNews – December 6, 2007 – This will probably turn out to be one of those pointless hoaxes – you know, like men landing on the moon or someone shooting President Kennedy – but both Tyler Durden and The Superficial are reporting that Donald Trump left some waiter a $10,000 tip on an $82.27 tab on Monday.
We attempted to compute that tip in terms of its percentage of the tab on our handy dandy cell phone tip calculator but it kept frowning at us every time we tried to type in the numbers. Then it spit at us, honest-to-God, at which point we gave up and spent an hour feeling sorry for ourselves.
It could be that our lack of sticktuitiveness is why some people have $2.9 billion to do crazy stuff like this and we don’t, but then again unlike Trump at least our Miss Teen USA beauty pageants are on the level, people. After all, how is it our fault that the judges find us so beautiful, talented and engaging year after year?
Comments
By Joe Public on December 6th, 2007 at 5:41 pm
My first thought is, damn it’s expensive in New York. 2 iced teas, 2 soups, 2 pastas and 2 cappucinos were $82? You have to be Trump to afford that. That had better be one damn good pasta dish.
By Believe It Not on December 6th, 2007 at 10:37 pm
sic(k) willie. You could never afford an $82 tab. And, the last time you saw a dollar amount over $10K was when you first read the law suit you’re now facing. How much are they demanding?
By b on December 7th, 2007 at 10:16 am
My first thought is, why did you black out his account #? I would take us all out for overpriced pasta.
By thedonald on December 10th, 2007 at 1:36 am
Imagine what a waitress might have gotten.