Sic’s Choice Is Baby Spice
BUT THEN AGAIN HE MAY BE THE REAL SLIM SHADY
FITSNews – December 4, 2007 – It’s been eight years since rapper Eminem first posed his famous philosophical hypothetical about “which Spice Girl he’d like to impregnate,” and ever since some of the greatest minds in all of Western Civilization have sought to unlock the interrogative’s profound metaphysical mysteries. Our own Sic Willie, for example, has devoted several years of his life to studying the question.
Since opportunities for legitimate edification don’t come along all that often in today’s crass, materialistic society (and since our previous research has determined that Sic’s taste in women is a little off), we’d like to throw the “Eminem imperative” out there for some additional discussion in the hopes of gaining a better assessment of its cultural significance.
So … which Spice Girl would you like to impregnate?






Comments
By Snead on December 5th, 2007 at 10:52 am
Do any of them have Spice Money left? I’d pick that one and try to go the K-Fed route. I wouldn’t mind trying to bend Mel like Beckham either.
By Dave VanHinkel on December 5th, 2007 at 11:07 am
Lucy Pinder? Shit, she’s a Brit, not a Spice Girl.
Um… if she was she’d be… the hot one Spice.
Yeaaaa for boobies!