HEF'S GIRLS, PUSH-POLLING, CLEMSON-BC & POTENTIAL SIC TESTIMONY FITSNews - November 17, 2007 - So this PR firm up in New York sent us some pictures of Playboy editor-in-chief Hugh Hefner and his three girlfriends (above) this week, ostensibly to promote some new Playboy Cover to Cover book that's
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FITSNews Exclusive – S.C. Top Cop Resigning Monday
SLED CHIEF ROBERT STEWART TO STEP DOWN AFTER ILLUSTRIOUS LAW ENFORCEMENT CAREER FITSNews - November 16, 2007 - South Carolina's top law enforcement official will announce his decision to step down on Monday, sources tell FITSNews. Chief Robert M. Stewart (above), who has served as the head of the S.C.
Read story »Yo-Bama’s In The Vast Right Wing Conspiracy?
SOMETIMES WE DON'T UNDERSTAND WHAT POLITICAL PEOPLE ARE SAYING FITSNews - November 16, 2007 - Somebody forwarded us an article this morning saying that Illinois Senator Barack Obama had become part of the vast, right-wing conspiracy against his democratic presidential rival, Hillary Clinton. Maybe it's
Read story »From The Bar
ASSOCIATION WEIGHS IN ON SUPREME COURT SCANDAL FITSNews - November 16, 2007 - We're not sure what it is with judges and lawyers, but they sure as hell take forever figuring out what to say about current events. For example, it took the S.C. Supreme Court two full days to respond to our original story
Read story »Loving The Killers All Over Again
"SAWDUST" A STRONG COMPILATION RELEASE FOR VEGAS' RETRO ROCKERS FITSNews - November 16, 2007 - From the brooding, album-opening bass line on "Tranquilize" (featuring legendary rocker Lou Reed) to the last fadeout of disco pulses from the curiously-effective, dance-themed remix of their biggest hit,
Read story »Barry Bonds Indicted
BRING ON THE ASTERISK, PEOPLE FITSNews - November 15, 2007 - Home run cheater Barry Bonds has been indicted by a federal grand jury today on four counts of perjury and one count of obstruction of justice. The indictments come after a four-year federal investigation into steroid use among athletes. From
Read story »Inside Sanford’s Competitive Grant “Scandal”
GOVERNORS' ASSOCIATION DEBATE REVIVES LONGSTANDING PALMETTO POLITICAL SOAP OPERA FITSNews - November 15, 2007 - Like sands through the hourglass, so are the days of Palmetto politicos' lives. Seriously, if you thought daytime network TV was dripping with shallow sappiness and petty personal intrigues,
Read story »S.C. Schools Sucky Sucky Long Time
AND THE EDUCRAT EXCUSES KEEP GETTING WORSE FITSNews - November 15, 2007 - Not a single Palmetto state school district is rated "excellent," and only seven of the state's 85 districts are "good," according to South Carolina school report cards released today. The rest are either average (32.5%), below
Read story »Tyler = Funny
AMERICA'S BEST WEBSITE KEEPS IT REAL FITSNews - November 15, 2007 - People are always asking us what our favorite website is, which we like to use as our daily reminder of how retarded people really are, because it's obviously FITSNews. Duh. You mongoloids. Yet as much as we hate to admit it, the secret
Read story »Free Speech … Ain’t It A B*tch?
AND WHEN THE HELL IS THIS STUPID PRESIDENTIAL RACE OVER? FITSNews - November 15, 2007 - You know the political "silly season" is upon us when the press starts manufacturing scandals (like they're not enough real ones to report on) and then tries to pre-package some canned outrage over something that's
Read story »Judges, Just Ta Hold Grudges In Da Courtroom
WE'VE GOT ALL THREE BRANCHES OF GOVERNMENT HATIN' ON US, PEOPLE FITSNews - November 15, 2007 - Since we've already royally pissed off the legislative and executive branches of government in South Carolina, we figured we might as well go for the hat trick last week by letting the judicial branch in on
Read story »Sic Is Gonna Be Famous … Again
HELLO NATIONAL TV, BABY ... FITSNews - November 14, 2007 - A national TV crew descended on the home of our very own Sic Willie today, moving furniture, stepping over various molds and fungi, and basically wondering how someone with his means could choose to live in such deplorable squalor. Who were
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