WELL, AS LONG AS SHE'S "PHOTOGENIC" AND BETWEEN THE AGES OF 4-6 FITSNews - November 20, 2007 - We hate to spoil a nicely-themed press event for S.C. Superintendent of Education Jim Rex, but we figure the more time he spends fixing our state's pathetic public schools as opposed to spoonfeeding meaningless
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ALABAMA FOOTBALL COACH COMPARES TEAM'S LOSS TO 9/11, PEARL HARBOR FITSNews - November 20, 2007 - Since we pretty much write the book on political correctness here at FITSNews, we figured we our fans would be disappointed if we didn't give Alabama head football coach Nick Saban a little grief for comparing
Read story »Justice Placebo Is Mr. Darcy
S.C. SUPREME COURT JUSTICE IS "VEXED," PEOPLE FITSNews - November 20, 2007 - S.C. Supreme Court Justice Costa M. Pleicones doesn't understand why people are so pissed off about the recent scandal involving the Court's controversial decision to toss out an entire section of the South Carolina bar exam.
Read story »Make It Stop, Debra Messing
NOBODY WANTS TO HUMP A TELETUBBY FITSNews - November 20, 2007 - We know it's hard to believe it, but a recent poll of Sic Willie revealed that 100% of him is not even remotely attacted to actress Debra Messing. Particularly when she dons one of her multi-colored shmatas, which we understand is Yiddish
Read story »More On Romney’s Secret Phone Calls
PUSH-POLLING MAY HAVE BEEN CAMPAIGN'S "PLAN B" TO ADDRESS MORMON ISSUE FITSNews - November 20, 2007 - On his way to the narrowest presidential victory in American history, John F. Kennedy stopped by the Greater Houston Ministerial Alliance on September 12, 1960 to give a speech that forever changed
Read story »Supreme Court Tosses Budget Board Case
CHIEF JUSTICE DOESN'T PARTICIPATE IN 4-0 RULING FITSNews - November 19, 2007 - Already reeling from one major scandal, the S.C. Supreme Court may have created another one for itself today by casually dismissing a lawsuit brought against the powerful S.C. Budget and Control Board. In a 4-0 ruling (Chief
Read story »We’re So Smart
AND SO MODEST ABOUT IT ... FITSNews - November 19, 2007 - Trying to pull one over on the FITS gals is a lot like trying to nail the "Triple Lindy" on your first dive, which unless you're a Rodney Dangerfield fan probably won't make much sense. Let's just say it involves a high degree of difficulty ... For
Read story »The Economy Is Headed Here …
FORECASTERS DOWNGRADE U.S. OUTLOOK FOR 2008 FITSNews - November 19, 2007 - You probably didn't know this, but in addition to being highly sought-after international diplomats (as well as highly sought-after international sex kittens), the FITS gals are also economic experts on par with Alan Greenspan.
Read story »Chuck Likes Huck
THIS TELEVISION AD PACKS A PUNCH FITSNews - November 19, 2007 - If you haven't seen former Arkansas Gov. Mike Huckabee's first TV ad yet, you definitely need to CLICK HERE. "Huckles" appears alongside legendary martial arts badass Chuck Norris in the ad, which incorporates several of the famous Chuck
Read story »Ugly, Under The Radar
INDY MOVES TO 8-2 WITH WORKMANLIKE WIN OVER KANSAS CITY CHIEFS FITSNews - November 18, 2007 - With its vaunted offense sputtering and its special teams looking a lot like Clemson's of late, the Indianapolis Colts of 2007 are a far cry from the well-oiled machine that won last year's Super Bowl. Having
Read story »The Wind Beneath Our Wings
WE COULD FLY HIGHER THAN AN EAGLE, PEOPLE FITSNews - November 18, 2007 - The one good thing about being a Clemson fan is you don't have to relive an awful defeat like Saturday night's 20-17 loss to Boston College in the newspaper the next morning. Call it one of the few benefits of illiteracy. Anyway,
Read story »Spending Money To Throw More Of It Down The Drain
SOUTH CAROLINA BLOWING $3.5 MILLION ON D.C. LOBBYISTS FITSNews - November 18, 2007 - Local governments, universities and other public entities in South Carolina have spent $3.5 million in taxpayer funds over the past 18 months lobbying the federal government to spend even more of your money, according
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