WE DIDN'T KNOW HE WAS FROM SOUTH CAROLINA ... FITSNews - November 27, 2007 - If you're new to our little website, one of our favorite political villains of all-time is S.C. Representative Dan "Egg-tooth" Cooper. An evolutionary-challenged dweller in The Land That Time Forgot, Cooper is a bit of a glarer,
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Hookers For Ron Paul
NEVADA HOES PIMPIN' IT OUT FOR TEXAS CONGRESSMAN FITSNews - November 27, 2007 - We knew GOP presidential candidate Ron Paul had a volunteer stripper, but according to the Reno Gazette-Journal you can "look as well as touch" when it comes to showing your support for the Texas Congressman's unconventional
Read story »FITSNews Exclusive – S.C. Supreme Court Could Be Investigated
... ASSUMING LAWMAKERS CAN FIND A WAY TO REVIEW BAR EXAM FLAP FITSNews - November 27, 2007 - While S.C. Chief Justice Jean Toal was reportedly planting flowers outside the state's highest court earlier today, several South Carolina lawmakers who spoke with FITSNews on the condition of anonymity were
Read story »Cool Zebra
ACC REFEREE HAS A WAY WITH WORDS FITSNews - November 27, 2007 - Until today, we always saw college football referees as deserving targets of harmful projectiles - particularly if they work for the Atlantic Coast Conference, and particularly if those projectiles included batteries and Molotov cocktails. All
Read story »Lindsay’s Opponent Is Going To Have Some Issues
... ER, WE MEAN "LINDSEY'S OPPONENT" IS GOING TO HAVE SOME ISSUES FITSNews - November 27, 2007 - The fact that pictures of popslut Lindsay Lohan are infinitely preferable to pictures of politician Lindsey Graham has been scientifically proven by numerous polls conducted in Sic Willie's pants. Including
Read story »We Accidentally Started Carpetgate, Again
DRUDGE REPORT NOW LINKING TO SIC'S "LONDON CALLING" STORY FITSNews - November 26, 2007 - First, his obsession with bi-curiosity accidentally generated the first national story to mention the alleged love affair between Hillary Clinton and hot aide Huma Abedin, now it's a Times of London article (also
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... WAS JUST A SILLY LITTLE RUMOR, PEOPLE FITSNews - November 26, 2007 - It turns out that some prominent South Carolina politicos have been getting their jollies by misleading impressionable female lobbyists into believing that FITSNews was busy preparing an exhaustive list of MILFs, or "Moms I'd Like
Read story »Good Riddance
AND OUR APOLOGIES ... FITSNews - November 26, 2007 - First of all, we know it's cruel and unusual to follow a scorching hot picture of Angelina Jolie with this image of Mississippi Senator Trent Lott. So we're sorry. At least we didn't pull his, um, "hair" back to reveal the third eye that's located
Read story »We’re Influential … Again
AS IF ANGELINA JOLIE'S NEW TATTOO WASN'T PROOF ENOUGH ... FITSNews - November 26, 2007 - We just got forwarded an e-mail from a friend of ours that included some shocking news - little ole' FITSNews is apparently the most influential blog in South Carolina. This "love" comes courtesy of BlogNetNews,
Read story »Educrats Are Lying About Milwaukee’s School Choice Program
IF THE TRUTH DOESN'T WORK, THESE MORONS JUST MAKE SOMETHING UP FITSNews - November 26, 2007 - In addition to completely sucking ass and hatin' on parents, South Carolina's education establishment has also proven itself remarkably-skilled at something else -lying. As in pants on fire. For example, Dr.
Read story »FITSNews Exclusive – Another Lawyer-Legislator Shakedown
S.C. LAWMAKERS SEEK BIG PAYDAY IN CLASS ACTION LAWSUITS FITSNews - November 26, 2007 - It's no secret that lawmakers in South Carolina aren't above abusing their positions of power to generate a little extra income for themselves. In fact, we covered this trend extensively as it impacted this year's
Read story »Ridonkulous Speed
CHICAGO'S DEVIN HESTER HAS IT, PEOPLE FITSNews - November 25, 2007 - As lifelong fans of the Indianapolis Colts are painfully aware, you just don't kick the football to Chicago Bears' return specialist Devin Hester. Hester, who burned the Colts with a 92-yard kickoff return for a touchdown in Super
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