Tom Cruise Has An Egg-Tooth, Too?
WE DIDN’T KNOW HE WAS FROM SOUTH CAROLINA …
FITSNews – November 27, 2007 – If you’re new to our little website, one of our favorite political villains of all-time is S.C. Representative Dan “Egg-tooth” Cooper. An evolutionary-challenged dweller in The Land That Time Forgot, Cooper is a bit of a glarer, not to mention somebody who goes through your tax dollars faster than Barry Bonds goes through butt syringes.
Anyway, it appears that Cooper’s budding film career (editor’s note: click the link and watch closely for the pink house dress) has, um, “spawned” some comparisons to famous actor/alien Tom Cruise.
Perhaps the fact that both of them sport a fully-functioning Egg-tooth has something to do with it …
If you’re not already salivating at the girl in the post just beneath this one, you can see more of Cooper and his talented tooth in this video …
Comments
By baked on November 27th, 2007 at 6:42 pm
forget about the tooth. what about the slingblade haircut?
By Laurie Markle on July 28th, 2008 at 9:20 am
is it your money?
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