CANDIDATE RIDING “HIGH”
FITSNews – November 7, 2007 – We’re not saying that presidential candidate Ron Paul’s surprising fundraising prowess has anything to do with that big pile of marijuana pictured above, but there’s got to be something to explain the way his straightjacket-clad legions have risen up to fund the Texas Congressman’s insurgent campaign.
Mental institutions are pretty tight about releasing information, but we’re going to get to the bottom of
that pile this issue one way or another.
Who knows, we might even refrain from shaving our legs for a couple of weeks, buy some Phish tickets and learn the hippie dance as part of a special FITSNews investigation.
That time then, once again, we’re bouncin’ round the room, people.