Dog Not Down With Our Dawgz

BOUNTY HUNTING DAYS APPEAR DONE AFTER DOG REPEATEDLY DROPS “N” BOMB

FITSNews – November 7, 2007 – It’s definitely a shock to our systems that a muscle-bound redneck with spandex-tight jeans and a four-foot mullet could somehow be racist, but that would appear to be the case with Dog The Bounty Hunter, a slightly less cooler version of Leonard Smalls from the cult classic Raising Arizona. Now we learn that Dog, who got busted dropping the “N” bomb repeatedly in a leaked telephone conversation with his son, is mystified that black people suddenly don’t like him all that much:

“There’s a special connection that I thought I had between me and black America,” the emotional Dog the Bounty Hunter star told Fox’s Hannity & Colmes. “And I used to say, ‘I’m black, too. In other words, my whole life I’ve been called a half-breed, a convict, king of the trailer trash, this and that … so when I stood there and said, ‘I kind of know what you feel like, because I’ve been there, too,’ that I felt that I could embrace and like, as brothers … say the word.”

Uhhh … first of all, Dog, you were cussing your kid for dating a black girl, not achieving some sort of social “oneness” with your brothers. Last time we checked, hatin’ on interracial dating all Bob Jones-style wasn’t the same as “embracing” your blackness. Second of all, there’s really never any circumstance in which a cracker can drop the N-bomb, unless of course it’s the FITS girls dropping dope rhymes onstage. In fact, Snoop Dogg himself has given us permission to do so, provided it’s a positive reference (i.e. “rollin’ wit my”) and not a negative one (i.e. “i’z a gonna smoke dat”).

It’s a long story, but basically we get that kind of leeway because Death Row is the label that pays us, people. And we’re unfadeable, so please don’t try ta fade this. Now, um, back to the lecture at ha-yund …

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