Comments on: It’s My Nick In A Box http://www.fitsnews.com/2007/11/05/its-my-nick-in-a-box/ Politics, Sports and Pop Culture Tue, 14 Feb 2012 16:27:07 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.2.1 By: Classic Tyler http://www.fitsnews.com/2007/11/05/its-my-nick-in-a-box/#comment-3607 Classic Tyler Mon, 05 Nov 2007 22:32:29 +0000 http://69.89.31.161/~fitsnews/?p=2029#comment-3607 Tyler's musings on how Nick should handle Jessica's unflattering observation: "When asked about this, a top mental health doctor said, 'Nick should probably kill himself. We rarely recommend that, but, seriously, she said she couldn't feel anything.' This is also another reason I desperately want to sleep with Jessica Simpson. I'd be following an infant. She'll think I'm huge, almost no matter what. Whereas if I was about to have sex with Paris Hilton, I would tie a rope around my waist. Have someone on the other end, work out some kind of code. Two pulls on the rope means I'm in danger, one means I need more air, that sort of thing. And when I yell 'on belay' he needs to tighten up." It just doesn't get any better than that. Tyler’s musings on how Nick should handle Jessica’s unflattering observation: “When asked about this, a top mental health doctor said, ‘Nick should probably kill himself. We rarely recommend that, but, seriously, she said she couldn’t feel anything.’ This is also another reason I desperately want to sleep with Jessica Simpson. I’d be following an infant. She’ll think I’m huge, almost no matter what. Whereas if I was about to have sex with Paris Hilton, I would tie a rope around my waist. Have someone on the other end, work out some kind of code. Two pulls on the rope means I’m in danger, one means I need more air, that sort of thing. And when I yell ‘on belay’ he needs to tighten up.”

It just doesn’t get any better than that.

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