S.C. Attorney General Hatin’ On Gamecocks
HENRY McMASTER BETTER CHECK HIMSELF BEFORE HE WRECKS HIMSELF
FITSNews – October 31, 2007 – We know it’s been a bad two weeks for Gamecock football, but according to S.C. Attorney General Henry McMaster, it’s been damn apocalyptic. Why else would McMaster, a two-time USC grad, show up in the Greenville Times-Examiner under the banner headline “End of Gamecocks in Sight.”
Needless to say, this story was leaked to us by a die-hard Clemson fan, albeit anonymously.
Of course it shouldn’t be too hard for us to track them down considering there are only a handful of Clemson fans who can read. In case you were wondering, our money is on McMaster spokesman (and Clemson grad) Mark Plowden. Not funny, dude. Not funny …
Comments
By Plowden on October 31st, 2007 at 4:23 pm
Blasphemy, Will Folks… Blasphemy! Keep it up, and Rick might renege on my parking spot.
By SJ Reidhead on October 31st, 2007 at 9:53 pm
You know, I love it! I rarely acknowledge my Clemson years, but this is just too good. As for literacy, I always thought it was Gamecock fans who couldn’t read!
SJ Reidhead
The Pink Flamingo
By FITSNews on October 31st, 2007 at 9:56 pm
It’s South Carolina … nobody here can read.
By anonymous on November 1st, 2007 at 9:39 pm
Plowden might be right with his pseudo headline, if you think about it. Look at all of the legislators who are supporting John McCain for President that are either USC grads or USC law grads…that is a lot of cocks out there.
Take into account Spurriers last couple of weeks and, well then…who knows