Bring On The Patriots

By fitsnews • on October 28, 2007

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INDY STAYS UNDEFEATED WITH BIG WIN OVER THE PANTHERS

FITSNews - October 28, 2007 - The defending Super Bowl Champion Indianapolis Colts rolled to 7-0 this afternoon, thumping the Carolina Panthers 31-7 and doing their part to set up a “Battle of the Undefeateds” next week against pretty boy QB Tom Brady and the New England Patriots at the RCA dome.

After giving up a touchdown on the game’s opening drive, the Colts defense “collectively stiffened” the rest of the way while its offense exploded for 31 unanswered points, not bad considering Indy was playing without its star wide receiver Marvin Harrison and starting left tackle Tony Ugoh.

Perhaps most satisfying, the Colts victory was their first in four tries against Carolina, meaning the overall-wearing, F-150-driving, redneck inbreds who follow Panther football can no longer say “ya’ll t’ain’t never beat ‘nus” to Sic Willie and his fellow Colt fans.

Comments

By KING RICHARD on October 28th, 2007 at 3:43 pm

IF YOU LOVE THE COLTS SO MUCH WHY NOT GET THE NEXT BUS TO WHERE THEY ARE. WE LIVE IN CAROLINA.

By caligula on October 28th, 2007 at 5:54 pm

So you just assum that all panther fans are F150 driving, redneck inbreds?? you’re a narrowminded idiot.

By The Organ Grinder on October 28th, 2007 at 6:25 pm

Caligula is right…some of us wouldn’t touch a F-150. It’s for frat boys and their mommas.

Real Panther Fans drive Dodges, preferably with a Hemi.

By FITSNews on October 28th, 2007 at 6:26 pm

Calig-

We don’t “assum” anything, because when you “assum” it makes an ass out of u and mmmm … mmmm … mmmm … nevermind … that expression doesn’t work as well when you’re dealing with people who can’t spell … or take a joke.

Speaking of which, Richard, you should know (as royalty) that rich people don’t take the bus. We fly, usually first-class.

And besides, if we left for Indy, it would deny us our bleeding heart right to continue educating cerebrally-challenged individuals such as yourself.

-FITSNews

P.S. - Oh, and try not to use ALL CAPS. It just makes you sound angry, and this is a happy place.

By KING RICHARD on October 28th, 2007 at 7:01 pm

WHEN YOU DOWN GRADE CAROLINA IT MAKES ME ANGRY. THANK YOU

By JR on October 28th, 2007 at 9:32 pm

I’m guessing you posted this story before the 53-7 trashing laid down by the Pats…

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